moabfool
01-06-2009, 08:41 PM
When hell freezes over.
60 above zero: Arizonians turn on the heat. People in Wyoming plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wyoming sunbathe.
40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wyoming drive with the windows down.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Jackson Hole gets thicker.
20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wyoming throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wyoming have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. People in Wyoming close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Wyoming get out their winter coats.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wyoming are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wyoming let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wyoming drivers get upset because they can't start the mini-van.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale.) People in Wyoming start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Wyoming public schools will open 2 hours late.
60 above zero: Arizonians turn on the heat. People in Wyoming plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wyoming sunbathe.
40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wyoming drive with the windows down.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Jackson Hole gets thicker.
20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wyoming throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wyoming have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. People in Wyoming close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Wyoming get out their winter coats.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wyoming are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wyoming let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wyoming drivers get upset because they can't start the mini-van.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale.) People in Wyoming start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Wyoming public schools will open 2 hours late.