Three Word Story Game

[accadacca]

Another time waster started by accadacca. :lol8:

The word association game is up to 90 pages. Maybe this can beat it someday. :haha:

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Instructions:

Three word story is a game in which a story is built by multiple people, who use three words each turn. It is a common favorite of forum gamers, since it is easy to explain and play in a linear, structured fashion. An example game goes as follows:

* A fat man...
* ... walked into a...
* ... car and it...
* ... was very painful...

Punctuation is usually very uncommon in textual variants. The segmented nature of the story makes it easy to create seemingly-random plot twists that are only tangentially related to the last three words.

Variants on the game exist, usually created by changing the number of words or using sentences or paragraphs instead. More comic versions could use a certain number of letters or fractional words: "comp..."/"...ost".

[accadacca]

A bogley member...

[skianddive]

who needed loving...

[abirken]

from her man

[Sombeech]

went instead online

[accadacca]

got some cyber

[abirken]

and wasn't pleased

[Sombeech]

sombeech wasn't all

[abirken]

checking her out

[Sombeech]

while cutting carbs

[accadacca]

and eating steak

[abirken]

with baked potato :roflol:

[Sombeech]

down his pants

[abirken]

while picking his

[accadacca]

very LARGE guitar :haha:

[Sombeech]

while posting on

[accadacca]

bogley watching letterman

[abirken]

telling obnoxious jokes

[JP]

only to find...

[accadacca]

yellow drink empty

[abirken]

from severe thirst

[LOAH]

Must find MORE!

[JP]

Wow, what a

[LOAH]

Big baked potato

[abirken]

with lots of

[accadacca]

bacon and cheese

[abirken]

damn im hungry :lol8:

[accadacca]

late night snack = Sun Chips

[abirken]

very bad carbs :roll:

[JP]

freakin' processed foods

[abirken]

creating illnesses for

[JP]

unknowing parties like

[KapitanSparrow]

that time when

[JP]

we fell off

[KapitanSparrow]

the darn wet

[JP]

cat, just missed

[Sombeech]

the damned train

[KapitanSparrow]

headed for city

[JP]

eating him up

[KapitanSparrow]

until he finally

[JP]

caught, damn Chinese

[Don]

venereal disease until

[Alex]

Viagra pill arrived

[KapitanSparrow]

and he overdosed

[RugerShooter]

and had a

[KapitanSparrow]

difficult time hiding

[JP]

his ever growing

[accadacca]

infatuation with her

[JP]

perfectly clean shaven

[accadacca]

perfectly clean shaven
Oh wow! :lol8:

long smooth legs :naughty:

[JP]

perfectly clean shaven
Oh wow! :lol8:

long smooth legs :naughty:
from toes to

:roflol:

[accadacca]

perfectly clean shaven
Oh wow! :lol8:

long smooth legs :naughty:
from toes to

:roflol:
Hells Bells JP! :lol8:

Can anybody help us out. :five:

[JP]

(OK) her navel where

:lol8: :lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

[rockgremlin]

she often kept

[JP]

lint from her

[rockgremlin]

perfectly clean shaven

[FROGGER]

large granny panties

[accadacca]

perfectly clean shaven
Oh jeez. . .

[accadacca]

up the flagpole

[rockgremlin]

how can panties be clean shaven? :haha:


....on Flag day...

[accadacca]

how can panties be clean shaven? :haha:
I was just happy to get out of those nether regions. :lol8:

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a long tall

[JP]

redhead, removing those

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

(Yea, I guess you can have clean shaven panties if they're edible :ne_nau: No :ne_nau: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: )

[accadacca]

:lol8:

vise-grips from the

[rockgremlin]

large oak handled

[JP]

toy she picked

:lol8: :lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

[abirken]

up to kill

[JP]

that burning desire

[abirken]

she refused to

[JP]

share with men

[abirken]

because she prefered

[JP]

tacos to poles

:lol8: :lol8: :lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

[rockgremlin]

OMG :roflol:

In other news...

[JP]

Stay straight and

[LOAH]

use plenty of

[abirken]

OH MY GOD I AM LEAVING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are wrong.

[JP]

use plenty of
protection to avoid

[LOAH]

stinky mustard spilling

[JP]

catfish bait that

[RugerShooter]

keeps them biting

[LOAH]

with soft mouths

[JP]

and lush lips

:lol8: :lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

[LOAH]

around my toeknuckle

[JP]

which I cut

[LOAH]

like a taco

[JP]

sliding down a

[LOAH]

giant throbbing veiny

[tanya]

:mrgreen:

I better not play this game. :lol8:

[Sombeech]

W T F

[RugerShooter]

giant throbbing veiny

Muscle That I

[tanya]

Thanks for getting me off the hook on that one. :nomystery: :phew:

'Beech you have been hanging around the wrong people lately. I thought I had you educated. :haha:


had to take.....

[JP]

had to take.....
Viagra to keep

[Sombeech]

Viagra to keep

No Comment Here :lol8:

[JP]

Viagra to keep

No Comment Here :lol8:
keeping the wood (I will) :lol8:

[savanna3313]

Viagra to keep

No Comment Here :lol8:
keeping the wood (I will) :lol8:

as stiffly as

[BruteForce]

a pine board

:ne_nau:

[RugerShooter]

But not as

[tanya]

Viagra to keep

No Comment Here :lol8:

That's better. :five:

But not as....


.... stiff as some

[RugerShooter]

Hot young stripper

[savanna3313]

Hot young stripper

sporting fake breasts

[BruteForce]

and eating chicken

(had to get back to a G rating!) :roflol:

[tanya]

Married to Iceaxe


(although hers are real) :mrgreen:

[KapitanSparrow]

Married to Iceaxe


must be difficult

[LOAH]

...hurts to pee.

[Mtnman1830]

So I sit...

[BruteForce]

and take a

[Mtnman1830]

minute to think...

[Sombeech]

about wiping my

[Mtnman1830]

...face before I...

[abirken]

wash the dishes

[RugerShooter]

Then head back...

[LOAH]

to her place

[Mtnman1830]

...so I can...

[KapitanSparrow]

use charm to

[LOAH]

pick warts on

[abirken]

top of my

[LOAH]

new gerbil's head

[Mtnman1830]

...that have grown...

[abirken]

with sharp tweezers

[JP]

...that have grown...


with sharp tweezers
:ne_nau: :ne_nau: :ne_nau: :ne_nau:

out of control

[abirken]

...that have grown...


with sharp tweezers
:ne_nau: :ne_nau: :ne_nau: :ne_nau:

out of control


MTN MAN BEAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I was a second too late. HAHA! :haha:

[JP]

out of control (go ahead) :lol8:

[abirken]

where were we?

[JP]

(Look up two posts) :lol8:

[abirken]

you are very

[JP]

caring and giving :lol8:

[abirken]

and sometimes a

[JP]

pain in the :haha:

[abirken]

rump a dump :haha: :lol8:

[JP]

Yes I am :roflol:

[LOAH]

Yes I am :roflol:

[Sombeech]

Once, there was

[JP]

a never ending

[abirken]

thread like this

[savanna3313]

thread like this

when suddenly a

[abirken]

dragon flew by

[Sombeech]

and burnt his

[savanna3313]

and burnt his
scale covered lower

[abirken]

back dorsal fin

[savanna3313]

back dorsal fin
therefore altering his

[abirken]

over-inflated ego

[LOAH]

that chicks dig




(Holy Crap! My 2yr old posted my last comment. I didn't write it.LOL Pushing buttons)

[JP]

when they see

[Gutpiler_Utahn]

my head hurts... :eek2:

[JP]

they'll totally understand

[RugerShooter]

That all I

[Mtnman1830]

That all I

ever really wanted

[JP]

was my two

[KapitanSparrow]

nasty fantasies about

[JP]

getting busy with

[LOAH]

:lol8:


Sigourney Weaver were

[KapitanSparrow]

so difficult acrobatically

[VINIA]

while hanging from..

[abirken]

the ceiling in

[RugerShooter]

The harness that

[KapitanSparrow]

like a swing

[RugerShooter]

that the kids

[rockgremlin]

used as a

[abirken]

toy airplane but

[LOAH]

it failed miserably

[abirken]

because they didn't

[LOAH]

use the lubrication

[abirken]

to ease the

[LOAH]

squeaking of entry

:haha:

[Gutpiler_Utahn]

which caused chaffing

[LOAH]

on the screw

[Gutpiler_Utahn]

I got nothin

[LOAH]

for this itch

[Gutpiler_Utahn]

cause it burns

[LOAH]

like last time

[JP]

when I stuck

[abirken]

my plug in

[RugerShooter]

the hole that

[abirken]

burnt my skin

[bbennett]

right off of

[JP]

while the juices

[LOAH]

flowed from my

[JP]

ever present friction

[abirken]

debilitated unit that

[JP]

takes a licking

[KapitanSparrow]

but keeps on

[RugerShooter]

growing in size

[Mtnman1830]

It could be...

[rockgremlin]

that I never

[bbennett]

got into her

[Don]

the way she

[BruteForce]

wanted me to

[bbennett]

because I had

[rockgremlin]

a scorching case

[abirken]

rashy butt syndrome

[bbennett]

for which I

[BruteForce]

wanted to spread

[bbennett]

to everyone because

[rockgremlin]

to everyone because

I'm an ass

[bbennett]

with a rash

[KapitanSparrow]

and a grudge

[bbennett]

who likes fudge

[rockgremlin]

and won't budge

[greyhair biker]

I'm a poet...

[stefan]

and so it

[RugerShooter]

likes to grow

[abirken]

afros to it

[KapitanSparrow]

despite the faulty

[abirken]

looking web design

[JP]

not found here

[Mtnman1830]

In other words,

[JP]

we're in trouble

[bbennett]

if we don't

[abirken]

step it up

[bbennett]

and get going

[KapitanSparrow]

because tomorrow might

[savanna3313]

look like today

[KapitanSparrow]

in other words

[abirken]

today is definately

[bbennett]

perfect for a

[KapitanSparrow]

night of romance :gents:

[abirken]

with the perfect

[theking648]

cow, that is

[abirken]

dressed up in

[LOAH]

Genuine Italian Leather

[abirken]

with lace and

[Sombeech]

pasties covering the

[bbennett]

nipples and taint

[BruteForce]

none of your

[JP]

panties will be

[BruteForce]

washed with soap

:haha:

[bbennett]

bought from the

[JP]

novelty store on

[bbennett]

thirty-third and third

[RugerShooter]

and those panites,

[abirken]

are so filthy

[bbennett]

that they have

[abirken]

no other possible

[BruteForce]

use other than

[abirken]

to be thrown

[JP]

in the face

[bbennett]

of malcontent disidents

[BruteForce]

that belong in

[Mtnman1830]

that belong in

Fuzy handcuffs and

[accadacca]

whips and leather :naughty:

[RugerShooter]

and tied to

[abirken]

the bedpost because

[accadacca]

icepick in hand

[Sombeech]

W T F

[accadacca]

Can you follow it? From a movie. :haha:

[Sombeech]

basic beaver instinct

[accadacca]

different colored wigs :haha:

[JP]

that made them

[bbennett]

look so damn

[RugerShooter]

sexy, that I

[accadacca]

hot and wicked