Three Word Story Game

[JP]

fell into the

[bbennett]

fire, like a

[JP]

burning itch that

[abirken]

would not cease

[RugerShooter]

So I asked

[abirken]

a medicine man

[bbennett]

for a quick

[abirken]

herbal tea remedy

[bbennett]

to place on

[abirken]

his aching heart

[bbennett]

destroyed by a

[abirken]

good for nothing

[bbennett]

woman that had

[abirken]

several love affairs

[savanna3313]

despite the fact

[abirken]

they were married

[savanna3313]

to Siamese twins

[JP]

that were joined

[Mtnman1830]

at the left

[JP]

side of the

[abirken]

ribcage where they

[KapitanSparrow]

shared an appendix

[taatmk]

that had orignally been transplanted

[RugerShooter]

From a monkey

[BruteForce]

suffering from a

[bbennett]

acute case of

[JP]

bowel movement disorder

[bbennett]

that crippled her

[JP]

in her tracks

[KapitanSparrow]

, not to mention

[JP]

her difficulty when

[abirken]

urinating in the

[sparker1]

silver punch bowl

[abirken]

at the wedding

(hahahahah :lol8: )

[JP]

. The taste was

[abirken]

. The taste was

lacking in flavor

[BruteForce]

so we made

[abirken]

little fruit tarts

[KapitanSparrow]

and tiny weiner

[abirken]

with BBQ sauce

[KapitanSparrow]

, sprinkled with bacon

[Don]

all eaten under

[JP]

the clear blue

[abirken]

sky with fluffy

[Don]

whipped cream and

[KapitanSparrow]

an unidentified flying

[BruteForce]

turd, all dark

[JP]

smelly, vile and

[abirken]

completely revolting was

[JP]

this big, dark

[abirken]

crusty looking thing

[JP]

that actually tasted

[abirken]

like a booger

[JP]

like a booger

:roflol:

big, juicy and warm

[abirken]

salty, green goodness

[JP]

sinus, post nasal

[abirken]

drip that needed

[JP]

a tissue to

[greyhair biker]

wipe her hairy

[abirken]

and sweaty armpit

[bbennett]

right on my

[abirken]

left butt cheek

[bbennett]

while reaching for

[abirken]

a clean towel

[greyhair biker]

after I showered

[JP]

I whipped out

[abirken]

a lilac scented

[bbennett]

candles all over

[JP]

the bedroom floor

[abirken]

DANG I CANT KEEP UP WITH YOU BOYS :roflol:

[JP]

KEEP UP WITH roflol:
The anticipation of

[bbennett]

another night in

[abirken]

bed alone with

[JP]

some fur bearing

[abirken]

animal that annoys

[bbennett]

when it refuses

[abirken]

to jump off

[JP]

the floor, onto

[abirken]

my dirty carpet

[Htoad]

among panties and

[JP]

toys, lubes, scented... :haha:

[Htoad]

used toilet tissue

[abirken]

was a refreshing

[JP]

That didn't quite

[Htoad]

get it all

[JP]

left behind some

[Htoad]

on the carpet

[JP]

on the carpet
:ne_nau:


left behind some

[abirken]

on the carpet
:ne_nau:


left behind some

Ok what direction were you boys taking this? HMMMM let me guess!! Somehow it went from furry animals to toys and lube- so I'm a little disturbed by this. :ne_nau: :lol8: Let's RE-DIRECT this thread.........



starting with On the carpet

my response: you may find

[BruteForce]

me laying unconscious

[abirken]

after a violent

[RugerShooter]

night with a

[abirken]

horrible headache that

[bbennett]

was caused by

[JP]

explosive diarrhea, because :bootyshake: :lol8:

[abirken]

he ate too

[JP]

many laxatives that

[accadacca]

made ass fire

[abirken]

with explosive fumes

[JP]

and smelled like

[RugerShooter]

Raw tuna fish

[abirken]

which repulsed his

[bbennett]

neighbors so vastly

[JP]

they sold the

[abirken]

stinky creatures because

[JP]

they were part

[abirken]

of a cult-like

[RugerShooter]

set of toys

[abirken]

very colorful toys

[JP]

with Gulf Shrimp :roflol:

[abirken]

with Gulf Shrimp :roflol:
and Maine Lobster :roflol:

[JP]

, the best seafood!

[abirken]

with lots of

[JP]

appetizing Gulf Shrimp

[RugerShooter]

,and lots of

[JP]

full tummy's relaxing

[BruteForce]

while watching the

[JP]

the boob tube

[LJ]

with a monkey

[JP]

and a bowl

[RugerShooter]

on my lap

[JP]

with the remains

[abirken]

of the monkey :eek2:

[JP]

Damn, and I

[abirken]

felt all gross

[JP]

knowing my little

[JP]

knowing my pet

[abirken]

knowing my little

pet was devoured

[JP]

by my drunken

(Oops, I missed the edit one on that last one :lol8: )

[abirken]

white trash neighbor

[JP]

who fell down

[abirken]

his long driveway

[JP]

, freakin' steep grade

[BruteForce]

and skinned his

[abirken]

forehead on the

[JP]

Lawn Jockey, at

[abirken]

the country club

[JP]

the country club (Do you know what a Lawn Jockey is?)

with those pathetic

[abirken]

the country club (Do you know what a Lawn Jockey is?)

with those pathetic

aren't they those little plastic golfer looking guys that stay in the yard? or in the grass? HAHA??? I don't know. SHITE.......I live in the mountains where we don't have yards. HAHA!



ok so:

with those pathetic


people next door

[JP]

the country club (Do you know what a Lawn Jockey is?)

aren't they those little plastic golfer looking guys that stay in the yard?


people next door
The real ones were made of metal, then cement and probably now, plastic.

http://www.centralmassauctions.com/jan2006/lawnjockey.jpg

wearing those funny

...

[Don]

codpieces on their

[JP]

, to cover their

[abirken]

, to cover their
stinky and nasty

[JP]

puss filled lesions :roflol:

[abirken]

that wouldn't stop

[JP]

leaking all over

[abirken]

the clean floor

[JP]

.They were then

[Mooseman70]

throttled by a

[Mtnman1830]

throttled by a

large, hairy, mess...

[JP]

strewn all over

[Mooseman70]

strewn all over

a freshly mopped

[JP]

strewn all over

a freshly mopped
floor. Too bad

[abirken]

they didn't clean

[greyhair biker]

all the hair

[abirken]

that fell from

[bbennett]

the noses of

[abirken]

a Leprauchan named

[Mooseman70]

a Leprauchan named

E. Normus Genitals

[bbennett]

an oxymoron because

[JP]

she was lacking

[BruteForce]

the intestinal fortitude..

[JP]

and the ability

[Mooseman70]

to go there

[bbennett]

and take a

[Mooseman70]

flying leap off

[bbennett]

a sick drop

[abirken]

with his skateboard

[Mooseman70]

and Converse Allstars

[bbennett]

that he still

[abirken]

had not washed

[LOAH]

since he blew

[Mooseman70]

chunks all over

[abirken]

tops of his

[bbennett]

mother in-law's hair

[Mooseman70]

which looked like

[abirken]

a rats nest

[JP]

was soaked in

[abirken]

gasoline and oil

[Mooseman70]

and cold tomato

[bbennett]

puree and onions

[BruteForce]

liver is my

[bbennett]

friend because it

[abirken]

filters out toxins

[Mooseman70]

of my blood

[abirken]

from booze induced

[COUNTRYBOY]

three day bingers

[Mooseman70]

and too many

[Mooseman70]

Costco hot dogs

[JP]

made me puke

[abirken]

until I was

[bbennett]

given the chance

[JP]

to ingest some

[abirken]

pepto bismol for

[JP]

my really upset

[bbennett]

case of herpes

[abirken]

that spread to

[bbennett]

my hot cousin (so, so wrong)

[JP]

when we were :haha:

[bbennett]

back in the

[abirken]

my hot cousin (so, so wrong)

WHOA!! holdem up cowboy here!!! :nono:

[abirken]

day when I

[JP]

stuck her in

[KapitanSparrow]

the room full

[JP]

which was full

[Mooseman70]

of the most

[JP]

largest dogs ever

[bbennett]

sniffing the butts

[abirken]

while scratching the

[bbennett]

balls of life

[abirken]

because they felt

[bbennett]

more swollen than

[abirken]

a ripe tomato

[bbennett]

thrown against a

[JP]

a brick wall

[bbennett]

recently built by

[JP]

little Mexican kids

[KapitanSparrow]

and graffitied by...

[Mooseman70]

the Lollipop Guild

[bbennett]

thanks to toto

[LOAH]

and Dorothy's supple

[bbennett]

looking breasts that

[abirken]

bounced when she

[bbennett]

giggled and ran

[abirken]

through the fields

[bbennett]

like that commercial

[abirken]

for Snuggle laundry

[bbennett]

and Summers Eve

[abirken]

personal body soap

[LOAH]

for your special

[abirken]

day down at

[LOAH]

the strip club

[abirken]

while getting lap

[LOAH]

dance juice on

[bbennett]

my new pants

[abirken]

Sombeech's brand new

[Sombeech]

large bogley shirt

[abirken]

that he just

[blueeyes]

removed from his

[Mooseman70]

dreadlocked chest hairs

[abirken]

that were recently

[blueeyes]

permed, primped and

[abirken]

prettied for his

(now this is funny talking about Beech's chest hairs being permed and primped) :roflol:

[bbennett]

special friend; Tom

[abirken]

who liked it

[JP]

in his favorite

[abirken]

neon green thong

[bbennett]

with fro protruding

[abirken]

from the bikini

[bbennett]

like a trapped