Corrupt a Wish [Archive] - Page 2 - Bogley Outdoor Community

tanya

07-08-2008, 08:12 AM

I wish I didn't have to do laundry.

Granted but now you walk around naked all the time.

I wish I was on a boat for weeks with the man of my dreams and no one else around.

Don

07-08-2008, 08:53 AM

I wish I was on a boat for weeks with the man of my dreams and no one else around.

Granted, but the only food is saltine crackers and lima beans and the only water comes from the toilet tank. And neither of you brought a toothbrush.

I wish I could turn invisible and visible again at will.

savanna3313

07-08-2008, 03:11 PM

I wish I could turn invisible and visible again at will.

Granted - but the ability short circuits after passing through a metal detector and you become visible in the ladies bathroom at the Energy Solutions Arena........ :eek2:

I wish I could clone all the best features and traits from the main men who have been in my life into one fantastic man! :2thumbs:

tanya

07-08-2008, 03:33 PM

I wish I could clone all the best features and traits from the main men who have been in my life into one fantastic man! :2thumbs:

But you have changed over time and those things are no longer what you want.

I wish I could live next door to Savanna :)

savanna3313

07-08-2008, 06:08 PM

I wish I could live next door to Savanna :)

Poof! However, the house to the north isn't available, therefore in order to live next door, you are now living in the middle of Wasatch Blvd :haha:

I wish I could transport myself (beam me up Scotty!) to all my favorite places thus eliminating air travel (which I hate!)

denaliguide

07-08-2008, 06:14 PM

granted. but you can only stay 5 minutes before you have to re-enter the portal.

i wish i could read womens minds. :roflol:

LOAH

07-08-2008, 07:23 PM

Granted! But you're gay. :roflol:

I wish it was legal. You know...

DiscGo

07-08-2008, 07:23 PM

i wish i could read women's minds. :roflol:

Granted, but all the hatred towards you that you are now able to interpret is too much for you.

I wish that my parents were super fit, and able to do more cool stuff.

greyhair biker

07-08-2008, 10:02 PM

disclaimer: i'm gonna use my own folks in this one cause i'd never dis your parents bro.
'yes, but now they can out run/climb/play you and wont give you a moments' peace.

i wish i didnt have to learn patience by breaking my friggin arm in two... :lol8:

Don

07-08-2008, 10:06 PM

i wish i didnt have to learn patience by breaking my friggin arm in two... :lol8:

Granted, but you broke your neck instead.

I wish I was a jedi.

tanya

07-08-2008, 11:01 PM

I wish I was a jedi.

This is good since you have an odd taste in women from the ones on your avatar. (I always liked the green belly dancers myself) The only problem is the ususal female parts are missing from your selections, but then Jedi can't really have women can they? So you can have this wish. :lol8:

I wish it was a few weeks later and I was healthy and elsewhere.

Kent K25

07-09-2008, 08:44 AM

This is good since you have an odd taste in women from the ones on your avatar. (I always liked the green belly dancers myself) The only problem is the ususal female parts are missing from your selections, but then Jedi can't really have women can they? So you can have this wish. :lol8:

I wish it was a few weeks later and I was healthy and elsewhere.

Granted, but "elsewhere" is a Federal Prison

I wish I had a Ferrari Enzo

tanya

07-09-2008, 09:09 AM

I wish I had a Ferrari Enzo

Oh.... someone that does not know me well. I might enjoy being in a Federal Prison. :lol8:

http://damox.com/cars/wallpaper/Ferrari/Ferrari_Enzo_pink.jpg

Problem is you got it in hot pink so you got beat up by females when they felt you invaded their territory and you foolishly parked in the wrong part of town. Then they cried rape since men are always the bad guys and those little innocent women were who everyone believed. Wonder if you would like it there? :cool2:

Kent K25

07-09-2008, 09:40 AM

Wish successfully corrupted...

But you didn't state your next wish so I'm stealing it....

I wish I could swim underwater without the necessity of surfacing for air

Don

07-09-2008, 09:52 AM

stefan

07-09-2008, 10:05 AM

Wish successfully corrupted...

But you didn't state your next wish so I'm stealing it....

I wish I could swim underwater without the necessity of surfacing for air

Granted but your a carp.

I wish I were out climbing or hiking instead of here at work.

granted ... but now you're jabba the hutt, and you pretty much can't move

i wish for more wilderness protection

Don

07-09-2008, 10:09 AM

stefan

07-09-2008, 10:13 AM

i wish for more wilderness protection

Granted, but now it's SO protected that no one is allowed to visit, ever. The park rangers carry M-16's and shoot on site.

I wish I was Jabba the Hut. Jabba is a pimp. :haha:

granted, but you hit your lever by mistake and get digested for eternity by sarlacc

i wish i knew what to wish for

sparker1

07-09-2008, 11:10 AM

Granted, but you wish for global warming to end and it does when the next ice age starts and immediately plunges the world into minus degrees and snow up to your ego.

I wish the price of oil would drop to $2 per barrel again.

stefan

07-09-2008, 11:28 AM

Granted, but you wish for global warming to end and it does when the next ice age starts and immediately plunges the world into minus degrees and snow up to your ego.

sweet ... then i'll be ski touring to my heart's content. and if hell freezes over, i'll ski there too!

I wish the price of oil would drop to $2 per barrel again.

granted but now so many people are traveling that there are hundreds of people crowding the subject of your photos.

i wish the folks on bogley would just Quityerbitchin

Jaxx

07-09-2008, 11:32 AM

i wish the folks on bogley would just Quityerbitchin

Granted, but now no one posts.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

Are you Quityerbitchin Stefan?

DiscGo

07-09-2008, 12:08 PM

I wish I had a motorcycle.

Granted, but you hit a deer on your way home from buying it and kill the deer, & your bike. You now drink through a straw.

I wish there were a lot more zero calorie foods.

sparker1

07-09-2008, 04:31 PM

Granted, you get more zeros when your favorite food goes from 100 to 100,000 calories per serving....and tastes much better, too.

I wish for world peace.

trackrunner

07-09-2008, 04:58 PM

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but we all become miserable and soon discover how much fun it is to pick on France, and soon begin WW3.

I wish I had a white water kayak.

DiscGo

07-09-2008, 05:14 PM

I wish I had a white water kayak.

Granted, you pay 2 grand for a decent kayak, and accidentally sink it on your first run.

I wish it were acceptable to tell customers you don't like to take their business elsewhere.

Gutpiler_Utahn

07-09-2008, 06:01 PM

I wish it were acceptable to tell customers you don't like to take their business elsewhere.

Granted... but nobody wants to buy from you and you wind up destitute and living in your car.

I wish the movie genre of the 80's would come back.

sparker1

07-09-2008, 06:25 PM

I wish the movie genre of the 80's would come back.

Granted, but there was no electricity in the 1780's, so you have to watch them one frame at a time by candlelight.

I wish I could be in two places at the same time.

denaliguide

07-09-2008, 07:59 PM

granted but it turns out that you are in the same place two times instead.

i wish i was totally out of debt

Gutpiler_Utahn

07-09-2008, 08:00 PM

I wish I could be in two places at the same time.

Granted... but having been sawed in half, you survive only by the assistance of medical miracles and you can never have sex again.

I wish I could get a good nights rest.

Kent K25

07-09-2008, 08:06 PM

I wish I could get a good nights rest.

Granted, but you never wake up and instead, die in your sleep.

I wish the Jazz didn't suck

Gutpiler_Utahn

07-09-2008, 08:10 PM

I wish the Jazz didn't suck

Granted... but now there's not a single remaining player who was on the team prior to your wish.

I wish I could walk on water.

abirken

07-09-2008, 08:37 PM

Wish is granted, but dangit if you aren't a quadriplegic....so you ain't walking no where.

I wish I'd invented a multi-billion dollar idea.

shlingdawg

07-09-2008, 08:47 PM

abirken

07-09-2008, 08:52 PM

:friday:

I wish I'd invented a multi-billion dollar idea.

Wish granted, but while curing genital warts, the side effects made you have multiple orgasms every time you said the word "happy".

I admit - I was slightly enibriated when I typed that. :cheers: :friday:

I wish a dollar fell out of my nose every time I sneezed.

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!! That's seriously not a bad gig. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!! Hey, it's working. HAHA!

Wish granted but along with every dollar falling out of your nose, you lose a tooth with each dollar. So guess what? You aren't rich and you are are toothless.

My wish: I wish to become as flexible as a circus freak.

shlingdawg

07-09-2008, 08:57 PM

"Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Grandma, Happy Birthday to you."

"O" times 4 in front of grandma. :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

abirken

07-09-2008, 09:00 PM

The "O" word and grandma just don't look right in the same sentence. Kinda freaks me out actually. HAHA!!

We better watch it or else we end up in the rubbish bin!! :lol8:

LOAH

07-09-2008, 09:28 PM

abirken

07-09-2008, 09:47 PM

Goodness this is a one way ticket to the Rubbish bin with all you dirty boys. :nono:

tanya

07-09-2008, 09:58 PM

What good is a man if he does not have a dirty mind? I would not know what to do with him!?!?!?! :ne_nau:

DiscGo

07-09-2008, 10:07 PM

DiscGo

07-09-2008, 10:09 PM

I wish to become as flexible as a circus freak.

Granted, but as the circus tricks get boring, you have to shift roles to the bearded lady.

I wish the Kite Runner were a happier movie.

shlingdawg

07-09-2008, 10:11 PM

abirken

07-09-2008, 10:15 PM

We better watch it or else we end up in the rubbish bin!! :lol8:

I would appreciate it, if we kept it clean enough to not have to move this. I thought about editing your posts, and I thought about moving it and I didn't want to do either.

Let's try and keep the "general" discussion section family friendly.

OOOOOOOO KKKKKKKKKKKK DAaaaaD!!! I mean Dan.

See I knew we'd get busted guys. HAHA!!!! Seriously, I didn't start it. :2thumbs:

shlingdawg

07-09-2008, 10:22 PM

Seriously, I didn't start it. :2thumbs:

That would be me.

My bad. :ne_nau: :ne_nau:

I'm going to blame the midnight sun of Anchorage. I haven't seen the moon since Monday night. :2thumbs:

abirken

07-09-2008, 10:40 PM

Seriously, I didn't start it. :2thumbs:

That would be me.

My bad. :ne_nau: :ne_nau:
:2thumbs:

It's ok. We'll get over this thread crisis. HEHE!! Ok! Back to the game. PG-rated please. :lol8:

abirken

07-09-2008, 10:41 PM

I wish the Kite Runner were a happier movie.

Granted, but then Iran messed up their plutonium mixture and turned half the world into a solid sheet of glass.

I wish I found a genie in a lamp that gave me three wishes.

Wish granted, but the genie stroked out before you could complete the first wish.

I wish I were a rockstar.

sparker1

07-10-2008, 04:45 AM

I wish I were a rockstar.

OK, you are now a star made of solid rock in a galaxy far, far away.

I wish the voices in my head would go away.

canyonphile

07-10-2008, 04:46 AM

I wish I were a rockstar.
Granted, but then your latest album tanks, you can't handle failure and fame, become addicted to pills and booze, and end up in rehab (or worse, look like a female version of the bloated Elvis :eek2: )

I wish I could fly

-SJ

DiscGo

07-10-2008, 06:04 AM

I wish I could fly

Granted, but your ability to fly is not unline the "Greatest American Hero", and due to your poor ability to fly, you get sucked up in to the engine of a plane.
http://allfunteevee.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/greatest-american-hero.jpg

I wish the voices in my head would go away.

Granted, but it will only get worse before it gets better. The sacrifice required for your voices to go away is the death of loved ones.

Redrum, redrum!!!!
http://philzine.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/the-shining-with-axe.jpg

I wish that I never had to sleep.

abirken

07-10-2008, 07:05 AM

I wish that I never had to sleep.

Your wish is granted but then you turn into a zombie after several days of no sleep and scare the hell out of your wife and kids and they never want to see you again.

I wish I could see into the future.

LOAH

07-10-2008, 07:40 AM

We better watch it or else we end up in the rubbish bin!! :lol8:

I would appreciate it, if we kept it clean enough to not have to move this. I thought about editing your posts, and I thought about moving it and I didn't want to do either.

Let's try and keep the "general" discussion section family friendly.

So sorry. It was getting out of balance with disgusting sappiness and goodwill. I had to do something to restore the natural yin and yang. :haha:

shlingdawg

07-10-2008, 08:45 AM

I wish I could see into the future.

Granted, but in your haste to become wealthy, you completly disrupt the space/time continuum. Way to go Marty McFly.

I wish donuts didn't make you fat. Nom nom nom.

tanya

07-10-2008, 08:50 AM

I wish donuts didn't make you fat. Nom nom nom.

There is nothing fat about you! Eat away. But you eat so many they get to be gross after a while.

I wish I could live in Hawaii and do Hula every day for my job.

Jaxx

07-10-2008, 09:31 AM

I wish I could live in Hawaii and do Hula every day for my job.

Granted, but you get so sun burned that it hurts to breath and you are still forced to hula for all the fat tourists.

I wish my cars would stop breaking down.
__________________________________________________ ___

I wish I had a motorcycle.

Granted, but you hit a deer on your way home from buying it and kill the deer, & your bike. You now drink through a straw.

FREAKY!11!!11!!
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=3440385
Motorcyclist killed in collision with deer

shlingdawg

07-10-2008, 01:15 PM

I wish my cars would stop breaking down.

Granted, then instant human teleportation is invented and cars are now obsolete.

I wish I had more time.

Gutpiler_Utahn

07-10-2008, 06:24 PM

I wish I had more time.

Granted... you are committed to an insane asylum and spend the rest of your life in a white padded room in a straight jacket.

I wish I knew everything.

denaliguide

07-10-2008, 08:17 PM

you do, but no one like a know it all and you don't have any friends left.

i wish i had time to travel to all the places i'd like to see

savanna3313

07-10-2008, 10:31 PM

i wish i had time to travel to all the places i'd like to see

wish granted.......but you lose all your money in a hedge fund and no longer have the financial means to travel......

I wish I could spend May thru Oct in Utah and Nov thru April down South...

abirken

07-10-2008, 10:42 PM

Wish granted but Utah falls into the ocean with California before you can get there and NOLA ends up another hurricane disaster. So you settle for Colorado.

:2thumbs:

I wish I didn't just eat that bowl of ice cream two days before a belly dance performance.

canyonphile

07-11-2008, 05:51 AM

I wish I didn't just eat that bowl of ice cream two days before a belly dance performance.
Granted. Instead, you have a tomato salad, get totally sick w/salmonella, and miss the belly dance performance.

I wish I had a personal assistant to run my errands :mrgreen:

-SJ

DiscGo

07-11-2008, 06:04 AM

Granted, but you find yourself yelling at your assitant "You aren't going to Paris!", and you realize you have become a bad person.

I wish I worked at "The Office". Not be on the TV show, but have the office in which I work be the exact same as the show (with the same people)

Gutpiler_Utahn

07-11-2008, 06:18 PM

I wish I worked at "The Office". Not be on the TV show, but have the office in which I work be the exact same as the show (with the same people)

Granted... but the constant flow of stupidity saps your intellect and you wind up in a wheel chair with a nurse named Helga to wipe the drool from your chin.

I wish I could telecomute to work.

DiscGo

07-11-2008, 07:16 PM

:haha:

Scott P

07-11-2008, 07:42 PM

I wish I could telecomute to work.

Done, but you can't telecommute back from work.

I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:

denaliguide

07-11-2008, 07:48 PM

[/quote]I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:[/quote]

granted but then they get all their close friends to join too. all become board members, and a drastic shift in the direction of SUWA takes place. they become pro atv, mining, development, and love potato guns.

abirken

07-11-2008, 08:21 PM

I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:[/quote]

granted but then they get all their close friends to join too. all become board members, and a drastic shift in the direction of SUWA takes place. they become pro atv, mining, development, and love potato guns.[/quote]

Les: And your wish is? :mrgreen:

denaliguide

07-12-2008, 06:40 AM

abirken

07-12-2008, 08:54 AM

I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:

granted but then they get all their close friends to join too. all become board members, and a drastic shift in the direction of SUWA takes place. they become pro atv, mining, development, and love potato guns.

Les: And your wish is? :mrgreen:[/quote]

opps! i wish SUWA were pro development, mining, atv and loved potato guns. :roflol:[/quote]

Wish granted, but then the Utah and Mohave deserts are completely trashed by the ATV, development, mining and potato gun loving folks and it becomes unfit for the rest of us desert rats to explore. Sad.

I wish everyone loved cats.

DiscGo

07-12-2008, 10:47 AM

I wish everyone loved cats.

Granted, and as a result fewer beef is consumed because cat becomes the number one menu item.

I wish that I had earned my eagle scout :(

abirken

07-15-2008, 10:40 PM

To Discgo:

Your wish to become an Eagle scout is granted but problem is, you live in China where they eat cats and don't have a Boy Scouts of AMERICA. hehe!!!

I wish my cat would stop peeing in the corner.

KapitanSparrow

07-15-2008, 10:48 PM

Your wish has been granted and your cat learned to stop peeing in the corner. Instead the cat pees in all your potted plants causing them to die off.

I wish I could spend my whole life traveling around the world.

LOAH

07-16-2008, 12:01 AM

Granted but you never got the proper documentation and INTERPOL catches you and throws you into the Gulag.

I wish DiscGo would say something mean or horrible in this thread. :haha:

denaliguide

07-16-2008, 04:32 AM

granted, but its about you and everyone here totally agrees. :roflol:

i wish i didn't work 12 hour days.

DiscGo

07-16-2008, 04:46 AM

I wish DiscGo would say something mean or horrible in this thread. :haha:

granted, but its about you and everyone here totally agrees. :roflol:

:roflol: :roflol: That was funny!!!

i wish i didn't work 12 hour days.

Granted. No more 12 hour days, instead you work 7 hours every day of the week and never play again.

I wish I could understand everyone's view points and where they were coming from.

Don

07-16-2008, 06:32 AM

I wish I could understand everyone's view points and where they were coming from.

Granted, but that makes you god and now you understand that people are arguing, fighting and dying about you.

I just wish I had another cup of coffee this morning.

DiscGo

07-16-2008, 06:53 AM

Granted, but that makes you god and now you understand that people are arguing, fighting and dying about you.

Wow, good one. That was deep and inteligent. I thought it was really good.

granted, but its about you and everyone here totally agrees. :roflol:

:roflol: I am still laughing about this one. That was great DenaliGuide!

Gutpiler_Utahn

07-16-2008, 04:09 PM

I just wish I had another cup of coffee this morning.

Granted... but it was cold, black, and had lots of grinds in it.

I wish my great grandfather had bought at&t stock at the turn of the century and left it all to me.

Granted, and as a result fewer beef is consumed because cat becomes the number one menu item.

:roflol: When I read her wish, I had this same thought. :2thumbs:

sparker1

07-16-2008, 06:26 PM

I wish my great grandfather had bought at&t stock at the turn of the century and left it all to me.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, Australian Tooth & Toenail stock hasn't done so well and your million shares are worth approximately $2.78, less capital gains tax.

I wish it would stop raining every day.

Don

07-16-2008, 06:42 PM

I wish it would stop raining every day.

Granted but in order to stop it first has to start. So now every day it rains.

I wish I had invented the iPod.

denaliguide

07-16-2008, 08:08 PM

granted. but you talk in your sleep and your boyfriend stole your idea and made the big bucks with it.

i wish i could play the guitar.

Gutpiler_Utahn

07-16-2008, 09:31 PM

i wish i could play the guitar.

Granted... but all you know how to play is "We are the world" and "Don't tell my heart."

I wish I could control reality.

denaliguide

07-17-2008, 06:20 AM

granted. but now you know who wins "survivor" before it even starts taping. kinda takes the fun out of it.

i wish i was back in alaska insted of here in arizona.

DiscGo

07-17-2008, 06:27 AM

i wish i was back in alaska insted of here in arizona.

Granted but as you become more and more of a bush pilot you hit a freak storm and don't last long.

(I know I do, and I am guessing we both know bush pilots that have died flying. I REALLY hope that wasn't over the line. I just couldn't think of another way to have being back in Alaska not be awesome)

I wish that I would never break things by accident.

Bo_Beck

07-17-2008, 06:34 AM

I wish that I would never break things by accident.

Then you'd put retailers such as myself out of business! :haha:

I wish I were on a beach cooking breakfast before shoving off on day 2 of my Grand Canyon Trip!

sparker1

07-17-2008, 09:30 AM

I wish I were on a beach cooking breakfast before shoving off on day 2 of my Grand Canyon Trip!

Granted, but you spend too much time eating breakfast and miss the boat, forcing you to swim all the way through the canyon. (We know you could do it.)

I wish Tanya would get healthy and come back to the forum.

LOAH

07-17-2008, 04:27 PM

granted, but its about you and everyone here totally agrees. :roflol:

i wish i didn't work 12 hour days.

(Sorry...late.)

OOoh, burn! :five:

Sorry. I couldn't think of anything else to write and reading through the rest of the thread, I was overwhelmed with the good nature of most of his wishes.

(I really just want to see him talk dirty, hehe.)
_______________________________________

I wish Tanya would get healthy and come back to the forum.

Granted, but she comes back ultra-medicated and can't remember her online relationships with anyone on this site.

I wish my landlord were cooler.

Gutpiler_Utahn

07-17-2008, 05:03 PM

I wish my landlord were cooler.

Granted... but the DEA busts down your door and drags you to jail because your "cool" landlord hid his weed in your walls.

I wish Utah had a more temperate climate.

DiscGo

12-02-2008, 06:22 AM

I wish Utah had a more temperate climate.

Granted but now everyone moves here and you can never enjoy anything outdoors again because it is too crowded.

I wish I had I never tried being a Fire Fighter and had started out in the IT world a long time ago.

greyhair biker

12-02-2008, 08:16 PM

granted. Now your are putting out fires in the IT world :haha:
...I wish I never had to worry about money.

abirken

12-02-2008, 09:37 PM

Granted but now you have to worry about that itchy rash that won't go away. :lol8:

I wish I were still on vacation.

Don

12-02-2008, 10:15 PM

Granted but now you have to worry about that itchy rash that won't go away.

:roflol:

I wish I could get that stain out of my carpet and be comfortable bringing a girl over.

denaliguide

12-03-2008, 01:57 AM

I wish I could get that stain out of my carpet and be comfortable bringing a girl over.

granted but she is your mom.

i wish i could ride in the space shuttle.

KapitanSparrow

12-03-2008, 06:21 AM

i wish i could ride in the space shuttle.

Granted, you ride in the space shuttle as it is towed down a runway
:roflol:

I wish I could travel the world.

DiscGo

12-03-2008, 07:18 AM

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted but you travel the world on Oceanic 815 and crash and get "Lost" on an Island. You are deemed unworthy but the "others" and are killed quickly.

I wish that my wife would be cool with being messy :)

abirken

12-04-2008, 05:09 AM

Wish is granted, your wife is cool with being messy afterall but then your house becomes infested with cockroaches b/c of the mess. :haha:

I wish I had a new mattress. (oh my back this morning)

KapitanSparrow

12-04-2008, 06:36 AM

You got it! But your mattress is so comfortable that you sleep in and miss an important job interview for a great paying executive positon with Le Couvent Des Minimes!

I wish I could go to Bali :haha:

abirken

12-04-2008, 07:11 AM

Wish granted but be prepared for monkey poo poo in your lap.

I wish for someone else to get outside in the cold this weekend to put up my Christmas lights.

blueeyes

12-04-2008, 09:35 AM

Wish granted but be prepared for monkey poo poo in your lap.

I wish for someone else to get outside in the cold this weekend to put up my Christmas lights.

Granted but that person hung Halloween lights instead.

I wish I had a date for this Saturday night to take me to my friends Murder Mystery/Wine tasting party.

abirken

12-04-2008, 10:29 AM

Granted but I'm sorry to say that your date will be me and not some hot sexy guy.

:roflol:

I wish that my pimple would disappear before my company Christmas party Sat. night.

blueeyes

12-04-2008, 11:00 AM

I would take a hot sexy girl as a date, we could make all the guys jealous! :naughty:

Your wish is granted the zit disapears for the party but returns the next morning never to go away until a monkey in Bali pees on you again.

I wish that it would snow already!

KapitanSparrow

12-04-2008, 11:19 AM

Granted, but the snow is bright orange and it takes some time getting used to.

I wish I had more hair on my head :roflol:

blueeyes

12-04-2008, 11:33 AM

granted but you new hair is going to grow in bright orange and it will take some getting use to.

I wish I was warm, I am so cold today my teeth are chattering.

Don

06-02-2010, 02:01 PM

I wish I was warm, I am so cold today my teeth are chattering.

Granted, but now your ass is sweaty.

I wish this thread was awesome again.

DiscGo

06-02-2010, 02:42 PM

I wish this thread was awesome again.
(Let me just say that I was excited to see this thread given new life)
Granted. But the popularity of this thread results in no timing being spent outdoors and this site stops being an outdoors site.

I wish that I had the healing capabilities of Wolverine from X-Men. I would probably even just settle for a good back and ankles. :)

DiscGo

12-06-2010, 06:11 AM

I wish that I had the healing capabilities of Wolverine from X-Men. I would probably even just settle for a good back and ankles. :)

Granted but you also acquire his temper without his fighting skills and get beaten to death not long after getting those healing abilities for having a big mouth.

I wish that flatulence smelled like home made cookies.

Don

12-06-2010, 08:46 AM

I wish that flatulence smelled like home made cookies.

Granted but now everything you cook smells like flatulence.

I wish I had more free time.

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dbaxter

12-06-2010, 10:21 AM

Granted but now everything you cook smells like flatulence.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted. But in your free time you will cook more. And your cooking will smell like--Flatulence.

I wish for better photography skills.

DiscGo

02-10-2011, 05:35 AM

Granted you become world famous for taking great pictures of the sun... and go blind.

I wish that college football took place in the winter, so I could free up more time in the Fall for hiking and fill my winter time with college football.

Cosmic Kid

02-10-2011, 01:45 PM

I wish that college football took place in the winter, so I could free up more time in the Fall for hiking and fill my winter time with college football.

Granted...but your alma mater goes winless for the next 5 seasons....

I wish I had enough money to pay off my debts.

ilanimaka

02-10-2011, 02:13 PM

I wish I had enough money to pay off my debts.

Granted... but then you lose your shirt at craps & end up working for a mob boss.

I wish there were snapping turtles in Utah.

denaliguide

02-10-2011, 02:14 PM

congratulations you debt free. unfortunately it was your life insurance policy that your heirs used to accomplish that gargantuan task.

i wish that you didn't really have to work so hard to train a puppy.