Corrupt a Wish

[DiscGo]

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million dollars.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.

I'll start.

I wish there was a universal ban on moustaches.

[Sombeech]

I wish there was a universal ban on moustaches.

Granted, but moustache rides are also banned.

I wish mullets were back in style.

[price1869]

Wish Granted! But only on women.

:roflol:

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist. (wait, how's that joke go?)

[Sombeech]

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist. (wait, how's that joke go?)

Granted, but that's all 12 inches of Liberace.

I wish I was invisible.

[rockgremlin]

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: This thread is too funny! Mustache rides are banned.... :lol8:

[DiscGo]

I wish I was invisible.

Granted but as you go hiking you are run over by a 4wheeler and die.

I wish that I could get paid to just play around in the outdoors.

[rockgremlin]

I wish that I could get paid to just play around in the outdoors.

Granted but as you go hiking you are run over by a 4wheeler and die.

[stefan]

I wish that I could get paid to just play around in the outdoors.

Granted but as you go hiking you are run over by a 4wheeler and die.

:lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

[DickHead]

I wish I was fishing

[rockgremlin]

I wish I was fishing

wish granted, but you catch nothing but carp all day

[DickHead]

I wish I was fishing

wish granted, but you catch nothing but carp all day

I thought you were suppossed to ruin my wish? Try harder, dude.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/Atc1man/fishing/JasonwithCarp.jpg
Carp rock!

I've seen 20+lb carp in the middle weber. If'n I could get them to take a fly I'd be in heaven.

[Iceaxe]

Hey Rock.... you keep screwing this up.... ya also need to ask for a wish :nod:

I wish Rock would stop mucking this up.

[DickHead]

Hey Rock.... you keep screwing this up.... ya also need to ask for a wish :nod:

I wish Rock would stop mucking this up.

Granted, but all his ideas are weak.
I wish I was surrounded by the sweedish bikini team.

[stefan]

....

[Iceaxe]

I wish I was surrounded by the sweedish bikini team.

Granted... but it's the men's team.

I wish I had a beer.

[Scott P]

I wish I was surrounded by the sweedish bikini team.

Poof! Shane and Sombeech are the only ones on the bikini team.

(Just kidding guys couldn't resist!)

I wish all the members of uutah.com joined SUWA.

Edit: Oops, looks like Shane beat me to it.

[rockgremlin]

I wish I had a beer.

granted, but it's Pabst Blue Ribbon

I wish I were as cool as Jamis and Shane

[DickHead]

I wish I was surrounded by the sweedish bikini team.

Granted... but it's the men's team.

I wish I had a beer.

Granted, but its Old Milwaukes and you had to pay for it.



I wish I was a porn star!

[DickHead]

I wish I was surrounded by the sweedish bikini team.

Poof! Shane and Sombeech are the only ones on the bikini team.

(Just kidding guys couldn't resist!)

I wish all the members of uutah.com joined SUWA.

Edit: Oops, looks like Shane beat me to it.


Granted, but then with the sudden influx of funding SUWA became sucessful at shutting off all public access to government lands.
:bootyshake:

I wish I were the last man on earth!

[savanna3313]

I wish I were the last man on earth!

Granted. But the earth has been totally destroyed by meteors and nuclear bombs and is basically uninhabitable.

I wish I could time travel.

:popcorn:

[rockgremlin]

I wish I were the last man on earth!

granted, but the only woman on earth is Janet Reno


I wish I won the 500 billion dollar lottery

[rockgremlin]

I wish I could time travel.

:popcorn:

granted, but the Delorean breaks down, leaving you stranded in the stone age.


I wish I were Mark Cuban

[savanna3313]

I wish I could time travel.

:popcorn:

granted, but the Delorean breaks down, leaving you stranded in the stone age.


I wish I were Mark Cuban

Granted - except you look like Don Knotts and have a 2" appendage for a hoo-haw.

I wish I could retire.

[rockgremlin]

I wish I could retire.

granted, but you are struck by a car and paralized from the neck down on your first day of retirement.

I wish I got paid to surf the net all day long

[savanna3313]

I wish I got paid to surf the net all day long



Ok - granted. You are now Sombeech! :2thumbs:

I want to find the perfect man. :lol8:

[Scott P]

I want to find the perfect man.

Poof. You are now a man.

I wish I was a better climber.

[DickHead]

I wish I were the last man on earth!

granted, but the only woman on earth is Janet Reno


I wish I won the 500 billion dollar lottery

Granted, but due to inflation and taxes you only get $100 bucks.

I wish I had a 'fro like sombeech!

[savanna3313]

I wish I had a 'fro like sombeech!

Poof - your wish is granted. Except the fro is not on your head.

I wish we could have Mardi Gras here in Salt Lake every year.

[Scott P]

I wish we could have Mardi Gras here in Salt Lake every year.

Poof, SLC is hit by the next hurricane.

I wish I was better looking.

[savanna3313]

I wish I was better looking.

Poof, you are now a major stud. Only you're gay.

I wish I had singing talent.

[DickHead]

I wish we could have Mardi Gras here in Salt Lake every year.

Poof, SLC is hit by the next hurricane.

I wish I was better looking.

Poof, you just became me!
:haha:
I wish I were biking right now instead of sitting on my fat ass.

[Brewhaha]

Poof, but then your kid starts crying and wants his Big Wheel back.

I wish I had a brand new Dodge Durango.

[tanya]

Poof, but then your kid starts crying and wants his Big Wheel back.

I wish I had a brand new Dodge Durango.


Poof but you wrapped your Dodge Durango around a tree...



I wish I was around the campfire with the Uutah.com crew instead of heading to the boring gym tonight.....

[Iceaxe]

I wish I was around the campfire with the Uutah.com crew instead of heading to the boring gym tonight.....[/color]

Poof.... but then you discover we are all really only 12 y/o and playing on daddys computer.

Wish I had some good BBQ right now.

[tanya]

I wish I was around the campfire with the Uutah.com crew instead of heading to the boring gym tonight.....[/color]

Poof.... but then you discover we are all really only 12 y/o and playing on daddys computer.

Wish I had some good BBQ right now.


Poof... granted.. and served by hot babes.... but then their boyfriends mess you up bad :popcorn:

I wish ......... (this is hard when I know you guys will crush it) :nod:

For..... dang.. its really hard to say wishes too :naughty:

I wish for..... Savanna to catch the man of her dreams. SOMBEECH!

[Brewhaha]

Poof, but you later discover your dog is missing.

I wish I wasn't spending Christmas with the in-laws.

[tanya]

Poof, but you later discover your dog is missing.

I wish I wasn't spending Christmas with the in-laws.


Are you calling 'Beech a DOG! :roflol: :roflol: What timing :popcorn:

[Brewhaha]

Do you believe in coincidence?

:roflol: :roflol:

[DickHead]

Poof, but then your kid starts crying and wants his Big Wheel back.

I wish I had a brand new Dodge Durango.



I wish I was around the campfire with the Uutah.com crew instead of heading to the boring gym tonight.....


Poof....but we're all nekkid!

I wish Tanya was nekkid....

[Scott P]

I wish I wasn't spending Christmas with the in-laws.

Poof, you're spending it with my inlaws.

I wish this country had a better president.

[Mtnman1830]

I wish this country had a better president.

Bush leaves office and Kerry takes over.

I wish I didn't have to go to work early tomorrow night

[tanya]

I wish I didn't have to go to work early tomorrow night


Poof Granted... you get pnemonia and stay home all day


I wish everyone in the group was truly happy and had everything they desire!

[Scott P]

I wish everyone in the group was truly happy and had everything they desire!

Granted, but then no one posted here and the debates ended.

I wish that our trip goes well to the Grand Canyon next week.

[tanya]

I wish that our trip goes well to the Grand Canyon next week.


Poof.. Granted.. but ----Some women show up and convince you to go shopping instead...


I wish that it was warm all winter long this year

[Brewhaha]

Poof, but then it snows all summer.

I wish I had a nice cold Pepsi with Lime.

[Scott P]

I wish that it was warm all winter long this year

Poof, you live in southern Texas. Aaack.

I wish I could eat ice cream and not get fat.

[tanya]

I wish I could eat ice cream and not get fat.


Poof! Your wish is granted... but you got diabetis now....


I wish I could see 'Beech's smile

[Brewhaha]

Poof, but then you notice it is more vertical than you remember. (too easy)

I wish I could win the UUTAH slot game.

[stefan]

Poof, but then you notice it is more vertical than you remember. (too easy)

I wish I could win the UUTAH slot game.

granted, but now you have the rank "uutah loser"

i wish george bush would remain president for another 8 years

[Brewhaha]

Poof, but then George Bush was President for 8 more years.

I wish Antelope Canyon was 2 miles long and free.

[savanna3313]

I wish ......... (this is hard when I know you guys will crush it) :nod:

For..... dang.. its really hard to say wishes too :naughty:

I wish for..... Savanna to catch the man of her dreams. SOMBEECH![/color]

Whoah.....see what you miss when you leave your office for a few hours!?? Ok.....let me clarify here....while I think Sombeech is one hell of a man, I know he is taken, therefore he cannot be the man of my dreams. :nod:

I think I'll pick that new James Bond actor as the man of my dreams for now. :cool2: Speaking of real men, he reminds me very much of the late actor Steve McQueen. :2thumbs:

[savanna3313]

Poof, but then George Bush was President for 8 more years.

I wish Antelope Canyon was 2 miles long and free.

Wish granted, but the entire opening is now only 3" wide.

I wish it didn't get dark so early this time of year.

[tanya]

I wish ......... (this is hard when I know you guys will crush it) :nod:

For..... dang.. its really hard to say wishes too :naughty:

I wish for..... Savanna to catch the man of her dreams. SOMBEECH![/color]

Whoah.....see what you miss when you leave your office for a few hours!?? Ok.....let me clarify here....while I think Sombeech is one hell of a man, I know he is taken, therefore he cannot be the man of my dreams. :nod:


Good... I will take him then. I don't mind if he is taken. Just remember you gave him up. :nod: :lol8:

[tanya]

Poof....but we're all nekkid!

I wish Tanya was nekkid....


~big smile~ Since Savanna can go back I can too. :five:

And Tanya was everything you wanted! :haha:

I wish I could see all the Uutah.com crew nekkid! :popcorn:

[savanna3313]

Good... I will take him then. I don't mind if he is taken. Just remember you gave him up. :nod: :lol8:

Catfight?? :haha:

:argue: :boxing:

:five:

[accadacca]

I wish I could see all the Uutah.com crew nekkid! :popcorn: [/color]
Poof! Now what ya gonna do??? :naughty:

I wish I lived in a warmer climate during the winter.

[Mtnman1830]

I wish I lived in a warmer climate during the winter.

Wish granted, but you are on an one acre island all by yourself.

I wish I could have a Garmin 60csx

[greyhair biker]

granted! but now youre stuck on that island with nothing but a GPS and a nekkid picture of the uutah crew!

[DiscGo]

Since greyhair biker didn't make a wish, I'm going to take his.


I wish I didn't have to follow the speed limit.

[rockgremlin]

This whole nekkid Uutah thread is cracking me up!! :haha:

[rockgremlin]

I wish Tanya was nekkid....

wish granted, but she's wearing a chastity belt!

I wish I had x-ray vision.

[Brewhaha]

Granted, but they only work on guys named "Ray"

I wish the Jazz would finally win the NBA Championship.

[DiscGo]

Granted but that is the final sign for the end of the world.



I wish Utah could get more respect as a state without greatly increasing the number of people here.

[tanya]

Good... I will take him then. I don't mind if he is taken. Just remember you gave him up. :nod: :lol8:

Catfight?? :haha:

:argue: :boxing:

:five:


Ouch! You don't have to get so violent. I just thought you did not want him. I will take everyone else. You can have 'Beech. :five:

[tanya]

I wish I could see all the Uutah.com crew nekkid! :popcorn: [/color]
Poof! Now what ya gonna do??? :naughty:


I always let my buddies have first pick. :nod: And there is a whole group of FINE men here to enjoy --- so I am quite happy. She may have her Greek God. :popcorn: But I want to watch! :mrgreen:

[tanya]

I wish Tanya was nekkid....

wish granted, but she's wearing a chastity belt!


I can still have lots of fun with one of those on. :naughty:

[tanya]

I wish Utah could get more respect as a state without greatly increasing the number of people here.


Poof! Wish Granted........ we get movie stars for government leaders and now everyone loves Utah, but they get water conservative and destroy all the golf courses and sports you like to do. Its glittery and flashy and getting attention galore, but you hate it and move away.


I wish..... that........ I could fall in love every day

[accadacca]

I wish Utah could get more respect as a state without greatly increasing the number of people here.
Wish granted. But the Jazz decide to sign Ron Artest.

I wish I had one of these to ride my next 1000 in a day.

http://www.bmwdetroit.com/images/New%20Models/R1200RT-2.jpg

[tanya]

I wish I had one of these to ride my next 1000 in a day.

http://www.bmwdetroit.com/images/New%20Models/R1200RT-2.jpg


You think you are getting it for Christmas and get this instead...

http://users.senet.com.au/~mitchell/bikes/peerless/images/peerless.jpg



I wish you got an even better bike than you wished for

[Sombeech]

Good... I will take him then. I don't mind if he is taken. Just remember you gave him up. :nod: :lol8:

Catfight?? :haha:

:argue: :boxing:

:five:


Ouch! You don't have to get so violent. I just thought you did not want him. I will take everyone else. You can have 'Beech. :five:

Ladeez, ladeez. There's enough Sombeech to go around.

I just wish I had the time.

[tanya]

Good... I will take him then. I don't mind if he is taken. Just remember you gave him up. :nod: :lol8:

Catfight?? :haha:

:argue: :boxing:

:five:


Ouch! You don't have to get so violent. I just thought you did not want him. I will take everyone else. You can have 'Beech. :five:

Ladeez, ladeez. There's enough Sombeech to go around.

Can we see a photo of that. :haha:

[Sombeech]

Can we see a photo of that. :haha:

Sure. What's your email address again?

[tanya]

Can we see a photo of that. :haha:

Sure. What's your email address again?


uutahdotcom :cool2:

[Sombeech]

Can we see a photo of that. :haha:

Sure. What's your email address again?


uutahdotcom :cool2:

:roflol:

[savanna3313]

This is getting too funny! Tanya - there is truly one photo that gets my engine running every time I see it......and that is Shane's waterfall shot.
:2thumbs:

But, to be fair, I have to add the beach butt shot water frolicking photo, and Sombeech's moderated photo, and Wade's hot springs soaking photo, etc......etc....

There is truly a collection of good-looking guys in this forum. :five:

[savanna3313]

I wish I had one of these to ride my next 1000 in a day.

http://www.bmwdetroit.com/images/New%20Models/R1200RT-2.jpg


You think you are getting it for Christmas and get this instead...

http://users.senet.com.au/~mitchell/bikes/peerless/images/peerless.jpg




I wish you got an even better bike than you wished for



:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

[greyhair biker]

Is it unfair that my wish is already being granted? :ne_nau: and I LIKE it! :haha:

[DiscGo]

I wish you got an even better bike than you wished for [/color]


Granted but accadacca can't afford the "even better bike", accadacca had to sell everything he owns. He is now homeless and has no gas money. Good going Tanya! :haha:

I wish that the sun would be different colors sometimes.

[rockgremlin]

There is truly a collection of good-looking guys in this forum. :five:

I'll have to take your word for it on that... :ne_nau:

[tanya]

This is getting too funny! Tanya - there is truly one photo that gets my engine running every time I see it......and that is Shane's waterfall shot.
:2thumbs:

But, to be fair, I have to add the beach butt shot water frolicking photo, and Sombeech's moderated photo, and Wade's hot springs soaking photo, etc......etc....

There is truly a collection of good-looking guys in this forum. :five:

Oh yeah.... Shane is sexy!!!! This is where all the HOT Utah Men hang out. There are so many photos and videos of these guys I can't even begin to list them. I tried but it was getting so long! I will try and get Shane out again in the warm weather and get you some more shots to oogle over.

Here is the album that has that shot of Shane in case you never saw it. ;)
http://www.zionnational-park.com/images/albums/index74.htm

http://www.zionnational-park.com/images/albums/images/subway-g_jpg.jpg

[tanya]

There is truly a collection of good-looking guys in this forum. :five:

I'll have to take your word for it on that... :ne_nau:


That video of you is HOOOOOTTTTT!!!! :2thumbs:

[tanya]

I wish that the sun would be different colors sometimes.



Wish granted, but it only appears to be due to all the pollution. Now we all have to find alternative life styles because the air is too bad to breath. :eek2:


I wish winter would go away and it was spring weather all year long.

[savanna3313]

Is it unfair that my wish is already being granted? :ne_nau: and I LIKE it! :haha:

It's only unfair that you haven't shared what that wish is that's already being granted. :ne_nau:

:popcorn:

[savanna3313]

I wish winter would go away and it was spring weather all year long.

Granted - but you suffer from constant allergies.

I wish to have all of my wishes granted. :haha:

[tanya]

Is it unfair that my wish is already being granted? :ne_nau: and I LIKE it! :haha:

It's only unfair that you haven't shared what that wish is that's already being granted. :ne_nau:

:popcorn:


It has to be a woman. What else does Wade think about? :haha:


http://uutah.com/forum/files/my_mug_004__medium_.jpg

[savanna3313]

Here is the album that has that shot of Shane in case you never saw it. ;)
http://www.zionnational-park.com/images/albums/index74.htm[/color]



I think I saw these when you posted them in the Zion Yahoo group awhile back, but they are definitely worth seeing again. Awesome photos! Not to mention the route looks like a blast! :2thumbs:

[rockgremlin]

That video of you is HOOOOOTTTTT!!!! :2thumbs:


:oops:

I wish I was in Heaps Canyon with Tanya & Bo...

[tanya]

That video of you is HOOOOOTTTTT!!!! :2thumbs:


:oops:

I wish I was in Heaps Canyon with Tanya & Bo...



Dang! You want me to corrupt that wish? Okay.... We get lost and end up in Behunin Canyon! But on the bright side there is much more time to take lots of photos of you there. :haha:


I wish I was in a magnificent slot canyon that was close and was warm in November

[rockgremlin]

I wish I was in a magnificent slot canyon that was close and was warm in November[/color]

granted, but it's Behunin Canyon... :roflol: That was for Shane's benefit.

I wish I could go back in time...

[Scott P]

I wish I could go back in time...

Granted, but now you have to be at work for an extra five minutes.

I wish that guy on Man vs. Wild would get a clue.

[Brewhaha]

Granted, but then the urine-soaked bandana industry declares bankruptcy.

I wish I could visit the Golden Cathedral.

[tanya]

I wish I could visit the Golden Cathedral.


Poof! Your wish is granted..... but the cathedral :twisted: collapses, however you do escape unharmed.

I wish that all you guys did not have to work :ne_nau: so much.

[Scott P]

I wish that all you guys did not have to work so much.

Granted, but we all spend our extra time saved by playing this game.

I wish I lost 40 lbs of fat so I won't get stuck in the places RAM takes me.

[tanya]

I wish I lost 40 lbs of fat so I won't get stuck in the places RAM takes me.


Poof! Granted! .... but Ram gains it and can no longer keep up with the youngsters and you don't get to go with him anymore.


I wish that I could see all you canyoneers on bikes, lost in the hot desert trying to survive and all you bikers in a cold canyon trying to do the same.

:haha:

[Scott P]

I wish that I could see all you canyoneers on bikes, lost in the hot desert trying to survive and all you bikers in a cold canyon trying to do the same.

Granted, but the canyoneers dented up their bikes trying to descend Heaps after the cold water dried up and the bikers were frustrated while trying to rig rappels on the Slickrock Trail when icy.

I wish I could go to bed right now.

[tanya]

I wish I could go to bed right now.

Poof! Granted... but your bed :bootyshake: is full of beautiful nekkid' ladies.

I wish I could see Scott play the part in Moab VS Wild.... and put some real obstacles in his path for him to overcome. Something to :crazy: :wallbash: :numchucks: :eek1: :dizzy: shake up his boredom.

[rockgremlin]

I wish I could go to bed right now.

Poof! Granted... but your bed :bootyshake: is full of beautiful nekkid' ladies.



Wait a minute....that's a corruption? I'll take that corruption any day of the week!!

[tanya]

I wish I could go to bed right now.

Poof! Granted... but your bed :bootyshake: is full of beautiful nekkid' ladies.



Wait a minute....that's a corruption? I'll take that corruption any day of the week!!


I can't always be mean. :jump_nutt:

[Scott P]

Poof! Granted... but your bed is full of beautiful nekkid' ladies.

Wait a minute....that's a corruption?

Dang right. My wife would immediately kill me.

[rockgremlin]

She wouldn't wanna join you? :lol8:

[James_B_Wads2000]

But, to be fair, I have to add the beach butt shot water frolicking photo, and Sombeech's moderated photo, and Wade's hot springs soaking photo, etc......etc....

What? Uncle James gets no love for his nakid white ass? :cry1:

http://uutah.com/forum/files/gandy_warm_springs.jpg

[Sombeech]

What? Uncle James gets no love for his nakid white ass? :cry1:

My eyes! My eyes! I wish I could see again.

[savanna3313]

But, to be fair, I have to add the beach butt shot water frolicking photo, and Sombeech's moderated photo, and Wade's hot springs soaking photo, etc......etc....

What? Uncle James gets no love for his nakid white ass? :cry1:




That was the etc....etc..... part. :nod:

[savanna3313]

What? Uncle James gets no love for his nakid white ass? :cry1:

My eyes! My eyes! I wish I could see again.

Granted........except the only thing you are able to see is Uncle James' naked white ass

I wish I could become invisible when I wanted

[Sombeech]

I wish I could become invisible when I wanted

Granted, but I'd still lock my house when I'm in the shower. :haha:

I wish I got paid more at work.

[James_B_Wads2000]

But, to be fair, I have to add the beach butt shot water frolicking photo, and Sombeech's moderated photo, and Wade's hot springs soaking photo, etc......etc....

What? Uncle James gets no love for his nakid white ass? :cry1:




That was the etc....etc..... part. :nod:

Oh now your saying I'm fat? Dosn't anyone love me? :ne_nau:

James

[tanya]

But, to be fair, I have to add the beach butt shot water frolicking photo, and Sombeech's moderated photo, and Wade's hot springs soaking photo, etc......etc....

What? Uncle James gets no love for his nakid white ass? :cry1:




That was the etc....etc..... part. :nod:

Oh now your saying I'm fat? Dosn't anyone love me? :ne_nau:


Oh!!! I do! :wavey: I was at the gym though! Sorry I am late.

James

[greyhair biker]

I wish I was in a warm place and not hell :haha:

[tanya]

I wish I could become invisible when I wanted

Granted, but I'd still lock my house when I'm in the shower. :haha:

I wish I got paid more at work.

Poof! Granted! :ne_nau: But now you have to work all the time because you are so good and they want you all the time and you have no time for those things you really enjoy. :roll:


I wish ................ that I could see more photos of Jame's white butt :bootyshake:

[tanya]

I wish I was in a warm place and not hell :haha:


Poof! Your wish is granted but its really really really really warm and you are out in the desert with no water.


I wish Wade did not have to work 2 jobs

[accadacca]

I wish Wade did not have to work 2 jobs[/color]
Poof, now hes working three...doh

I wish peace and good happiness stuff to all uutah members. :2thumbs:

[Sombeech]

I wish peace and good happiness stuff to all uutah members. :2thumbs:

Granted. Sombeech begins to moderate all peace and good happiness posts. Bwuahahaha.....

I wish I did not have to sleep, so I could get all of my internet projects done.

[savanna3313]

Oh now your saying I'm fat? Dosn't anyone love me? :ne_nau:

James

huh??? How does etc...etc...... translate to that? :ne_nau:

:haha:

I just used etc..etc... because I couldn't think of any more photos at the time I posted what I originally did. btw.......how did this conversation get started in the first place???? :lol8:

[greyhair biker]

----someone had a wish that ACTUALLY came true :ne_nau: ----I wish I was on Makena beach - south Maui - monday morning...beautiful weather..surfboard...beachtowel...no crowds...no sharks...good surf...good board...clothes or not makes no matter to me...good food...lots of sunscreen....I was in great shape...you know, not much just the basics :haha:

[stefan]

Granted. Sombeech begins to moderate all peace and good happiness posts. Bwuahahaha.....

I wish I did not have to sleep, so I could get all of my internet projects done.

granted .... but then pharmaceutical and porn adds keep popping up all night, even when you quit your internet browser, and no projects make progress.

i wish i had super powers

[DiscGo]

i wish i had super powers

Granted but your powers all revolve around super human gas. You are a super hero, but you are crazy smelly!


I wish I could eat all the food I want without gaining weight.

[tanya]

i wish i had super powers

Granted but your powers all revolve around super human gas. You are a super hero, but you are crazy smelly!


I wish I could eat all the food I want without gaining weight.


Poof! :2thumbs: Granted! But then you get too skinny and all you can think of is wanting to gain weight. :ne_nau:


I wish I had no fears :nod:

[Windwalker]

I wish I had no fears :nod:

I grant your wish, but then you will tend to put yourself in more dangerous places and eventually get yourself dead. We don't want that! FEAR is a good thing, believe me.....

It's my Saturday and I wish the hell I knew what I was going to do with it. :ne_nau:

[tanya]

It's my Saturday and I wish the hell I knew what I was going to do with it. :ne_nau:


Poof! Granted! You are here with us playing games on the computer. :haha:


I wish I could play guitar like 'Beech (I think - that might be a bit wild for me :haha: ) :rockon:

[Windwalker]

It's my Saturday and I wish the hell I knew what I was going to do with it. :ne_nau:


Poof! Granted! You are here with us playing games on the computer. :haha:


I wish I could play guitar like 'Beech (I think - that might be a bit wild for me :haha: ) :rockon:

I don't know what Beech plays like but we'll take a stab at it. Your wish has just been granted but sad to say your face is painted all black & white, your tongue is six inche longer and your in your mid fifties. :rockon: :rockon:

Sorry Kid, but you asked for it.

[Mtnbiker]

:lol8: I am laughing my butt off at you guys, great topic! I just saw the post and thought I'd join in too.

I wish..... (since Windwalker didn't) that I was standing at the top of Honeycomb canyon right now with wifey, with nothing but 3' of fresh powder below me :haha: C'mon, bring it!

[Brewhaha]

Granted, but just as you realize what kind of powder it is, the DEA comes in and hauls you away.

I wish I was able to discover giant arches like Scott Patterson.

[Mtnbiker]

haha.. Granted, but in process the wish got distorted and all you can find is the GOLDEN arches!

I wish I was flying downhill on the Porcupine trail at Snowbasin :ride:

[Brewhaha]

Granted, but as you are flying along you see a smelly dark opening and realize you are on porcupine tail instead.

I wish I was just four-wheeling this weekend instead of fixing four-wheeler trails.

[Mtnbiker]

Granted!

But.. you are on this -> http://uutah.com/forum/files/awesome-atv-aa1.jpg
and you are at the DUNES baby!

I wish I could work from home and not have to go into the stupid office every day.

[Windwalker]

Granted, but as you are flying along you see a smelly dark opening and realize you are on porcupine tail instead.

I wish I was just four-wheeling this weekend instead of fixing four-wheeler trails.

Well you got your wish and your out four-wheeling on that four-wheeler trail that needs fixing and you break down on that trail because no one fixed that trail because they were out four-wheeling.

Man, could you follow that rambling sentence?

I wish I were going to heaven instead of hell. But at least I'll be in fine company.

[greyhair biker]

Is it unfair that my wish is already being granted? :ne_nau: and I LIKE it! :haha:

It's only unfair that you haven't shared what that wish is that's already being granted. :ne_nau:

:popcorn:


..... :2thumbs: hot, teasing women on a wish list - that talk to you....for free :naughty:

[tanya]

I wish I were going to heaven instead of hell. But at least I'll be in fine company.

Poof! Granted! :2thumbs: --- but you are so lonely in heaven. None of the Uutah crew made it there! :ne_nau: (Those garmets must not be all they are cracked up to be)


I wish the Uutah gang had unlimited internet time while at work. :popcorn:

[Sombeech]

I wish the Uutah gang had unlimited internet time while at work. :popcorn:

We get fired from our jobs, and start charging membership fees for income.

I wish going to the gym 4X a week actually got me in better shape.

[Windwalker]

:ne_nau: (Those garmets must not be all they are cracked up to be) Lost those rights many years ago. But I'm still trying to behave. :2thumbs:

[Windwalker]

I wish the Uutah gang had unlimited internet time while at work. :popcorn:

We get fired from our jobs, and start charging membership fees for income.

I wish going to the gym 4X a week actually got me in better shape.

OK Arnold Sombeech, you got your wish but you also become govenor of UTAH.

Wish I had more time to visit San Rafael and brave enough to do all the things you Canyoneers do.

[accadacca]

Wish I had more time to visit San Rafael and brave enough to do all the things you Canyoneers do.
Granted, but yer car gets washed away in a flash flood. :lol8:

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I wish I wasn't so busy this week.

But I do have plans to ride motorcycles next Friday and I am off Wed-Sun. I plan to werk short days on Mon & Tues, just kick around the office. Looking forward to next week...:nod: :2thumbs:

[greyhair biker]

POOF! granted, but now you have to spend the extra time looking for a new job!

[tanya]

..... :2thumbs: hot, teasing women on a wish list - that talk to you....for free :naughty:

I told you women was what is on his mind. :nod:

[tanya]

POOF! granted, but now you have to spend the extra time looking for a new job!

Wade! No wish!?!?!?!

I will make it for you..... I wish Wade comes home today to find a nudist group moved next door to him and several of the women are at his door inviting him over for a BBQ. :nod:

[Windwalker]

Just a comment, not a "I wish"



Wish I had more time to visit San Rafael and brave enough to do all the things you Canyoneers do.
Granted, but yer car gets washed away in a flash flood. More truth than fiction to that, Shan warned me, after seeing a picture of my jeep parked at the mouth of Ernie canyon... I've never parked as such again and I've yet to get washed away. Good advice from someone I've never meet.

[accadacca]

I will make it for you..... I wish Wade comes home today to find a nudist group moved next door to him and several of the women are at his door inviting him over for a BBQ. :nod: [/color]
Poof, but its a polygamist family and they want you to join. :bootyshake:

I wish winter was shorter. :cold:

[Windwalker]

I wish winter was shorter. :cold:

I wish your wish to come true, not much of a winter person myself. But with your wish you just shortened the skiing season and all your snow loving friends now despise you, not to mention the mountains start to become deserts as well. Now I'm mad at you. Such is life.....

I wish that making a living didn't get in the way of living.

[Brewhaha]

Granted, you no longer have to worry about making a living. But the other people in your communal cult won't allow you to set foot an any canyon because they are yonic and prohibits the visit to mountains because they are phallic.

I wish the Utah Jazz record wasn't a mirage.

[tanya]

Granted, you no longer have to worry about making a living. But the other people in your communal cult won't allow you to set foot an any canyon because they are yonic and prohibits the visit to mountains because they are phallic.

I wish the Utah Jazz record wasn't a mirage.


Poof! Granted --- but what in the heck is the Jazz record anyway. :ne_nau:

I wish there were more canyons and hikes around me!

[greyhair biker]

POOF! granted but now you have two hotels to run and no guide to help you out!! AAAHHHHHHH!

[tanya]

POOF! granted but now you have two hotels to run and no guide to help you out!! AAAHHHHHHH!



You have nothing that you want to wish for? :ne_nau:

[Scott P]

I wish there were more canyons and hikes around me!

Is that really possible? There are already too many to explore in one lifetime. :haha:

[tanya]

I wish there were more canyons and hikes around me!

Is that really possible? There are already too many to explore in one lifetime. :haha:

This is true, but there are sure getting less to choose from when trying not to repeat any! :popcorn: You amaze me at all you have done Scott!

[greyhair biker]

POOF! granted but now you have two hotels to run and no guide to help you out!! AAAHHHHHHH!



You have nothing that you want to wish for? :ne_nau:

...OOPS! I spaced it - I wish I never had to worry about money again - here we go...

[tanya]

...OOPS! I spaced it - I wish I never had to worry about money again - here we go...


Poof! Granted..... your wife leaves you. She takes everything you have ever worked for. But thats okay because you are single and free and wild. You meet a goddess... she is everything you ever wanted. She is rich too and you have everything you want for years..... and you don't have to work and you can't spend enough.

Then she leaves you and takes everything .... you are broke... no more goddess.. nothing. You are homeless.

I wish I had a really nice camera.. like a medium format!

[greyhair biker]

POOF! but now you have to decide on hiking or photography.
...I wish Tanya had a bombproof case for her new camera!

[greyhair biker]

...and the goddess sucks big!

[tanya]

POOF! but now you have to decide on hiking or photography.



That one is just :twisted: cruel Wade!!!!!!!!

...I wish Tanya had a bombproof case for her new camera!



Poof! Wish granted... and its ultra light and small too. :haha:

I wish...... Your Goddess did not 'suck' :nod:

[greyhair biker]

POOF! now she does other things(moderate moderate) --had to beat 'beech to the punch

I wish the goddess was a supermodel that wasnt stuck on herself

[tanya]

POOF! now she does other things(moderate moderate) --had to beat 'beech to the punch

I wish the goddess was a supermodel that wasnt stuck on herself

Poof! You have your wish, but she lets herself go and she gets up to 400lbs. :haha:


I wish I had someone to proofread all my stuff, so I did not have to read it after writing.

[greyhair biker]

POOF! but the guys' a hunk and you dont get a damn thing done all day....oh , that was supposed to be bad...

....I wish I could see Mount Erebis erupt in Antarctica like it is right now.

[tanya]

POOF! but the guys' a hunk and you dont get a damn thing done all day....oh , that was supposed to be bad...

....I wish I could see Mount Erebis erupt in Antarctica like it is right now.


~smile~ Its hard to be mean, but it sort of grows on a person. :haha:

You get to see but it gets out of control and you are running for your life.

I wish the weather would stay just like it is today all winter!

[tanya]

Be careful what you wish for :haha:

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.
"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."
So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."
So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, "You now have 3 wishes."
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger."

She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"

Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"

I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"

[DiscGo]

I wish the weather would stay just like it is today all winter![/color]

Granted but with no moisture everything dies out, and water is 10x as much next summer.


I wish I owned a nice boat.

[tanya]

I wish the weather would stay just like it is today all winter![/color]

Granted but with no moisture everything dies out, and water is 10x as much next summer.


I wish I owned a nice boat.

Poof! Granted.... :ne_nau: but you got a lemon!

I wish I had a nice boat :nod: too! Lake Powell time is soon to come! :2thumbs:

[greyhair biker]

POOF! but now you have to drive for an hour to get to the shore and there's not enough water left to boat in....oh wait, that's already happened...
....I wish I lived closer to Lake Powell...

[tanya]

POOF! but now you have to drive for an hour to get to the shore and there's not enough water left to boat in....oh wait, that's already happened...
....I wish I lived closer to Lake Powell...


Oh yeah.... keep going... it drains and now its hiking paradise! :2thumbs: Who needs a boat anyway. :ne_nau:


You get to live closer to Lake Powell, but now you have to leave your good paying job, everyone you know and move to Southern Utah and live on the wages here.

[greyhair biker]

already looked into southern utah...still considering the possibilities but nothing on the plate yet....I wish I could teleport there anytime and anywhere.

[greyhair biker]

....and you didnt make a wish! :nono:

[tanya]

already looked into southern utah...still considering the possibilities but nothing on the plate yet....I wish I could teleport there anytime and anywhere.

Ohhh ---- the trouble you could get into that way. :haha:


Oh yeah... a wish... I wish I was on a cruise.

[greyhair biker]

POOF! there you go...


....I wish I was on some slickrock somewhere with my friends...biking and hiking...( go ahead, make my day..)

[M&TheBunnies]

POOF! there you go...


....I wish I was on some slickrock somewhere with my friends...biking and hiking...( go ahead, make my day..)

Granted! But you and your friends have to share one bike...

[greyhair biker]

:roflol: Oh how I wish I COULD ride a unicycle!....Ha - my wish first since you forgot to wish yourself! :popcorn:

[tanya]

:roflol: Oh how I wish I COULD ride a unicycle!....Ha - my wish first since you forgot to wish yourself! :popcorn:


Poof! Your wish is granted :2thumbs: but you get so good you start playing for the circus but

------- then you get really :ride: odd.


I wish St. George was not becomming a Zoo! It was a mad house there today! :frustrated: I hate big cities. :roll: :rockon:

[Sombeech]

I wish St. George was not becomming a Zoo!

It's no longer a zoo, but animals such as Sombeech will never go down there anymore.

I wish I was through with this cold.

[tanya]

I wish St. George was not becomming a Zoo!

It's no longer a zoo, but animals such as Sombeech will never go down there anymore.

I wish I was through with this cold.


Poof! Your wish is :2thumbs: granted! --- but now you have pnemonia instead. The ladies will need to give you lots :naughty: of TLC though!!!


I wish that 'Beech could raft the Grand Canyon soon. :nod:

[accadacca]

I wish that 'Beech could raft the Grand Canyon soon. :nod: [/color]
Poof and his Walmart raft gets a big hole... :lol8:
I wish St. George wasn't a 4 hour drive... eclipsee_steering :wallbash:

[tanya]

Poof and his Walmart raft gets a big hole... :lol8:
I wish St. George wasn't a 4 hour drive... eclipsee_steering :wallbash:


Wish Granted! But..... now you live alone like some hermit on the hill.

I wish Scott could bike around the USA..

[bruce from bryce]

Scott's wish is granted; however he must do it riding backwards.

My wish is to see fewer pictures of Shane!

[tanya]

My wish is to see fewer pictures of Shane!

Hi Bruce!

Poof! --- oh I cant! I have to let Shane, Scott or Justin do that one. :haha:


I wish that Bruce gets to do all the canyons in Zion soon. :2thumbs:

[greyhair biker]

well POOF on me - I am already odd :haha: I wish I was independently wealthy and never had to worry abou tmoney again

[greyhair biker]

oops! missed a page - thats what I get for being in a hurry

[tanya]

well POOF on me - I am already odd :haha: I wish I was independently wealthy and never had to worry abou tmoney again

Poof! Wish granted..... :2thumbs: but now life is far too easy and you miss the challenge of juggling life --- so you give it all away to your favorite chairity and go :cool2: back to the mine and bike shop.

I wish you could have the time off to go and do every bike trail there is. :2thumbs:

[greyhair biker]

:roflol: Ok,Ok....I cant take it anymore! If I cant ride just take me out in the back and shoot me in the head :rifle: I wish....I wish I was a lumberjack, chopping down trees in the forests of British Colombia...with my best girl by my side...and we'd sing, SING!

[tanya]

:roflol: Ok,Ok....I cant take it anymore! If I cant ride just take me out in the back and shoot me in the head :rifle: I wish....I wish I was a lumberjack, chopping down trees in the forests of British Colombia...with my best girl by my side...and we'd sing, SING!


Wade then rips off his overshirt to reveal a red flannel shirt, walks over to his coniferous forest, and begins to sing about the wonders of being a lumberjack

The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

[greyhair biker]

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: buttered scones are sounding pretty good right now :haha:

[tanya]

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: buttered scones are sounding pretty good right now :haha:


Served -hot-, split and buttered or spread with jam

[greyhair biker]

.....'I wish I had some Bahamian breakfast cakes made with Captain Morgans' right now!'

[tanya]

.....'I wish I had some Bahamian breakfast cakes made with Captain Morgans' right now!'


Ah! A wish! It's granted........ but you gorge youself and never can stop. You are now too heavy to ride a bike. :ne_nau:

I wish..... someone would take the dead horse off the last route I hiked! :mrgreen:

[greyhair biker]

Ah , but the 'mystery meat' at the next bbq you go to looks somewhat familiar... wish I had a mountain dew right now...

[tanya]

Ah , but the 'mystery meat' at the next bbq you go to looks somewhat familiar... wish I had a mountain dew right now...


Ewwwwwwwwwww :whoops:


Poof! Your wish is granted ---- but you :drink: get addicted to Dew!

I wish nights would never end...

[greyhair biker]

AAAHHHHHGG! i AM addicted to the DEW :eek2: ...
.....POOF! and now you are a vampire like me heehee...

[greyhair biker]

....I wish I could fly, then I could check out the canyons from a birds eye view!

[savanna3313]

....I wish I could fly, then I could check out the canyons from a birds eye view!

Poof! Your wish is granted, but you are shot down by the military because you are mistaken for a UFO.... :ne_nau:

I wish I had more TIME during the holidays for the fun stuff!

[tanya]

I wish I had more TIME during the holidays for the fun stuff!


Yeah... men! :five: :twisted: The holidays seem to drive people toward family instead. :ne_nau: Poof! Your wish is granted....... you are relieved of all present duties and hosting and you get to sit back and enjoy MEN! ...... but sadly they turn out to be gay. :lol8:


I wish men never wore pink shirts. :lol8:

[DiscGo]

I wish men never wore pink shirts. :lol8:

Granted! No corruption, just granted! I couldn't agree more on that one. :roll:


Okay, Granted but instead they all wear pink leather pants.


I wish that I could lose weight on demand.

[tanya]

I wish that I could lose weight on demand.


Is that you in the photo on your avatar? If so... no need to bother.... But your wife demands you loose weight so you end up a really skinny guy. :ne_nau:


I wish men would not wear those little spandex swim suits :lol8:

[greyhair biker]

:roflol: :roflol: sorry, too busy laughing to think right now :bootyshake:

[PunchKing]

I wish men would not wear those little spandex swim suits :lol8:

Like this one
http://www.borat.tv/ms_blog/cannes.jpg

Granted but now men are forced to wear mascot outfits while swimming and the all drown due to the excess weight.

I wish more people would stay moral and go oral, call it population control

[DiscGo]

Is that you in the photo on your avatar?

That was me a while ago. I've put on like 30 pounds in the last year and a half. Hiking isn't keeping me thin like it used to and I have now started swimming daily trying to lose the weight. My wife also wants to lose weight but she never hassles me about the weight I've put on.

[greyhair biker]

I wish I could stop laughing so hard :roflol:

[tanya]

I wish men would not wear those little spandex swim suits :lol8:

Granted but now men are forced to wear mascot outfits while swimming and the all drown due to the excess weight. I wish more people would stay moral and go oral, call it population control

That was too cruel!!!!!! :puke8: .. pretty girls though :2thumbs:


You get your wish, but you are the trend maker wearing this mascot outfit everywhere you go. However you don't drown. That would be too easy. :haha:
I wish ALL men would act like real men :lol8:

[greyhair biker]

POOF!...wait, that didnt work...POOF! ...it's' not working...POOF! WTF?! - :ne_nau: hey, a real woman needs to grant this wish I guess...

'I wish my kids didnt cost me anything'....(dont take this the wrong way)...teenagers...$200/week in groceries alone :popcorn:

[Windwalker]

'I wish my kids didnt cost me anything'....(dont take this the wrong way)...teenagers...$200/week in groceries alone :popcorn:

Biker,

I've felt your pain. Our four came to us in five years and left home at the same rate. Every time one left home it was like getting a pay raise . . .

With that said ""KaZam" your kids no longer cost you anything out of pocket. But the government has your kids and your taxes double to help cover the soup kitchens and shelters. Yea, I think I'd rather keep my kids too.

I wish there were more hours in the day to accomplish all that I want to do, especially more daylight hours.

[tanya]

I wish there were more hours in the day to accomplish all that I want to do, especially more daylight hours.



Poof! Wish Granted.... but now you are exhausted from no sleep.


I wish Kids would leave the house at 18 and then support their parents. :popcorn:

[accadacca]

I wish Kids would leave the house at 18 and then support their parents. :popcorn:
Granted! Now they take care of you with drug money. :lol8:

I wish all my little boys teeth would just break through or quit bothering him. So we could sleep at night... :wallbash:

[Windwalker]

I wish all my little boys teeth would just break through or quit bothering him. So we could sleep at night... :wallbash:

Your wish is granted, but your wife wont be happy if she is breast feeding.

I wish I was home breast feeding instead of here at work.

[tanya]

I wish I was home breast feeding instead of here at work.

Poof! Granted... but --- hey can't mess up that one. :2thumbs: :haha:


I wish I was on a cruise to the Hawaiian Island for Christmas

[Windwalker]

I wish I was home breast feeding instead of here at work.

Poof! Granted... but --- hey can't mess up that one. :2thumbs: :haha:


I wish I was on a cruise to the Hawaiian Island for Christmas

You're a good kid for not messing up a good wish.

But your Hawaiian Island Cruise is met half way by hugh waves and winds that carry you to Alaska. Your all dressed out in your skimpy bathing suit and it's freeeezing cold. A bear skin rug in front of a fireplace sure would be nice...

I wish that when I needed money I could open my wallet and there would always be just the right amount there for the spending.

[greyhair biker]

....now how can you mess up THAT wish :ne_nau: now you have to take all that $$$ flowing out of your wallet and get Tanya back to Hawaii where I will be on the beach waiting for the party :haha: ...I wish I was stuck in Hawaii for the winter months & then got to come back here :2thumbs: :2thumbs:

[tanya]

....now how can you mess up THAT wish :ne_nau: now you have to take all that $$$ flowing out of your wallet and get Tanya back to Hawaii where I will be on the beach waiting for the party :haha: ...I wish I was stuck in Hawaii for the winter months & then got to come back here :2thumbs: :2thumbs:


We all make it to Hawaii and your wives show up and ruin my fun. :haha:

I wish every school (ours in particular) would have different 2 week breaks through the school year so everyone did not rush out at the same time for vacations.

[greyhair biker]

...so, we'll make it a big 'group thing' and make sure the sand gets cleaned out of all the cracks & crevASSes.. :roflol:

[tanya]

...so, we'll make it a big 'group thing' and make sure the sand gets cleaned out of all the cracks & crevASSes.. :roflol:


You forgot to wish again handsome! Unless that big group thing is a wish. :2thumbs:

Poof! Wish Granted....... :2thumbs: but a big wave comes up and although all gets cleaned out, it ruins our fun. :ne_nau:


I wish it was 80 degrees here all week!

[greyhair biker]

POOF! but now everything melts and flash floods...not hiking for you....OUCH! I am mean...but it will pass 'cause now it's WARM!
...I wish I was off tomorrow...

[DiscGo]

...I wish I was off tomorrow...

Granted, you're fired!


I wish that Vegetables tastes like Cotton Candy.

[greyhair biker]

POOF! now vegetables taste like cotton candy...see, it's already corrupt.
I wish I had as many testicles as Chuck Norris...yeah, that's right, SIX

[tanya]

POOF! now vegetables taste like cotton candy...see, it's already corrupt.
I wish I had as many testicles as Chuck Norris...yeah, that's right, SIX


I am so sorry... but wish granted :lol8:


I wish I got cruise for Christmas :mrgreen:

[DiscGo]

Granted, but it's the 2007 Titanic story. You'll be missed here on the site.


I wish that Ohio had mountains and cool outdoorsy stuff to do. (I'm stuck here for another 2 weeks)

[tanya]

Granted, but it's the 2007 Titanic story. You'll be missed here on the site.


I wish that Ohio had mountains and cool outdoorsy stuff to do. (I'm stuck here for another 2 weeks)

~sniffle~ You killed me :ne_nau:

Granted! Poof! You find outdoor stuff to do...... and it's cool out, but its painting the house and such. :mrgreen:

I wish everyone got something they wanted today. :rockon:

[greyhair biker]

POOF! granted but now you have to go out and buy gadgets to go with the stuff you got.....I wish I was going on the cruise too! :haha:

[tanya]

POOF! granted but now you have to go out and buy gadgets to go with the stuff you got.....I wish I was going on the cruise too! :haha:

Granted - Poof! But we end up on the same cruise :lol8: That could be trouble.

I wish ------- I think I am out of wishes?

[tanya]

I found a wish!!!!

Dang site wont let me grab the photos though!

I want some of these :nod:
http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/photo/2384060490037620307ZlVhWJ

[Scott P]

I want some of these

Granted, but now they are the only men that will go out with you.

I wish it wouldn't get much below -30 here for the rest of the winter.

[tanya]

I want some of these

Granted, but now they are the only men that will go out with you.

I wish it wouldn't get much below -30 here for the rest of the winter.

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
That was too cruel. :lol8:


I wish someone would come to my house and put away all the Christmas stuff :mrgreen:

[greyhair biker]

HO,HO,HO! Sorry, I only hand 'em out, I dont clean up the mess :lol8:
...I wish I had the super powers I dreamt about last night...flying, teleportation, ESP...you know, nothing special :haha:

[tanya]

HO,HO,HO! Sorry, I only hand 'em out, I dont clean up the mess :lol8:
...I wish I had the super powers I dreamt about last night...flying, teleportation, ESP...you know, nothing special :haha:


Granted! Poof! But you teleport to the wrong bed and even your super powers cannot save you. :mrgreen:


I wish I could make all the world's children happy this season.

[greyhair biker]

:eek2: :naughty: Oh, I could open THAT one up but I wont :roflol:
...POOF! you did but now you have to work all year - for the government - to pay for it all and ....naw, that's bad enough...I cant do any worse :lol8:

[greyhair biker]

:eek2: :naughty: Oh, I could open THAT one up but I wont :roflol:
...POOF! you did but now you have to work all year - for the government - to pay for it all and ....naw, that's bad enough...I cant do any worse :lol8:
..I wish I could eat anything all I wanted over the holidays and not gain a pound...

[savanna3313]

:eek2: :naughty: Oh, I could open THAT one up but I wont :roflol:
...POOF! you did but now you have to work all year - for the government - to pay for it all and ....naw, that's bad enough...I cant do any worse :lol8:
..I wish I could eat anything all I wanted over the holidays and not gain a pound...

Poof - your wish is granted. Unfortunately, all you want to eat is dry lettuce and radishes.

I wish that the holidays could last just a little longer....

[greyhair biker]

Hey babe! - POOF! but now you have to work it all! damn customers! :lol8: ...and I like a good salad :haha:
..I wish I got a new Jeep Rubicon and a Mini Cooper for christmas :haha:

[savanna3313]

Hey babe! - POOF! but now you have to work it all! damn customers! :lol8: ...and I like a good salad :haha:
..I wish I got a new Jeep Rubicon and a Mini Cooper for christmas :haha:

That's why I wanted more time. I DID have clients up until Christmas Eve Day. oh well.....at least the time spent with them was successfull.

Your wish is granted! But, Santa got messed up and flew through the Bermuda triangle, and you end up with a Jeep Cooper and a Mini Rubicon. :frustrated:

I wish to go to Mardi Gras this year!!!

[greyhair biker]

Hey babe! - POOF! but now you have to work it all! damn customers! :lol8: ...and I like a good salad :haha:
..I wish I got a new Jeep Rubicon and a Mini Cooper for christmas :haha:

That's why I wanted more time. I DID have clients up until Christmas Eve Day. oh well.....at least the time spent with them was successfull.

Your wish is granted! But, Santa got messed up and flew through the Bermuda triangle, and you end up with a Jeep Cooper and a Mini Rubicon. :frustrated:

I wish to go to Mardi Gras this year!!!
..WOW - now THAT would be cool! a Jeep Cooper! what a little hotrod....
and, POOF! but now you have to take all us slugs with and ...wait, that WOULD be a party! not much of a corruption :lol8: BUT we would all be just a little more corrupt so I guess it would work :lol8:
...I wish I knew where to get a BUNCH of beads.... :naughty:

[tanya]

...I wish I knew where to get a BUNCH of beads.... :naughty:

Poof! You have a bunch of beads, but I just cannot understand why anyone would wish for them. You have to wear them however... beaded necklaces like little old ladies wear.

I wish it would snow M-Th and melt off the trails and roads by the weekend all winter. :nod:

[accadacca]

I wish it would snow M-Th and melt off the trails and roads by the weekend all winter. :nod: [/color]
I agree. :ne_nau: Does that work? Someone will have to disappoint us both. Wade? :lol8:

I wish I had a different motorcycle to ride everyday of the week. :five:

[greyhair biker]

...

[greyhair biker]

POOF on you both! Now it's flooding all weekend ,you need a snorkel to go with your wetsuit Tanya, and you a rubber raft to ride the roads that are flooding Acca...yeah, didnt work as good as it could but you ganged up on me! :lol8:
I just wish it was warm enough to go riding without the studly tires...I need a ride fix BAD!

[tanya]

I just wish it was warm enough to go riding without the studly tires...I need a ride fix BAD!

Poof! Granted... It gets warm.... hot even! Global Warmer has taken hold. Everything is burning hot.. miserable... not its too hot to go biking... your STUDS even melt. :mrgreen:


I wish Utah had weather like Hawaii. :nod:

[greyhair biker]

AAAAHHHHHHGGG!! I cant do it!! not to Hawaii!! someone else PLEASE! I wont even look --- I may have to respond though :eek2:

[tanya]

AAAAHHHHHHGGG!! I cant do it!! not to Hawaii!! someone else PLEASE! I wont even look --- I may have to respond though :eek2:

Why... because you would HAVE to live in Utah then. :lol8:

[greyhair biker]

AAAAHHHHHHGGG!! I cant do it!! not to Hawaii!! someone else PLEASE! I wont even look --- I may have to respond though :eek2:

Why... because you would HAVE to live in Utah then. :lol8:
THIS is why I am missing Maui sistah..
http://www.hawaiiweathertoday.com/maui.php
and THAT is considered COLD.... :lol8:
No hiding what I am wishing for :haha:

[tanya]

AAAAHHHHHHGGG!! I cant do it!! not to Hawaii!! someone else PLEASE! I wont even look --- I may have to respond though :eek2:

Why... because you would HAVE to live in Utah then. :lol8:
THIS is why I am missing Maui sistah..
http://www.hawaiiweathertoday.com/maui.php
and THAT is considered COLD.... :lol8:
No hiding what I am wishing for :haha:

Poof! You get to go to Maui.... but a wave wipes out the whole place. You are sitting on top of a tree. :mrgreen:


I wish I was on Goat Island on Oahu

[greyhair biker]

HOW did you know about Goat island?? thats a beautiful area...but i havent gotten out there and camped or anything. I know some people in Kaneohe Bay area - thats about as close as I have been lately, although I have driven past Cook beack area several times in the last few years...going to or from the north shore area... :2thumbs:
...OH yeah - POOF! now the surf has come in and it's birthing time for the sharks in the bay...no swimmy back for you....I guess youre stuck out there with me :ne_nau:
I wish I had a surfboard...

[tanya]

HOW did you know about Goat island?? thats a beautiful area...but i havent gotten out there and camped or anything. I know some people in Kaneohe Bay area - thats about as close as I have been lately, although I have driven past Cook beack area several times in the last few years...going to or from the north shore area... :2thumbs:
...OH yeah - POOF! now the surf has come in and it's birthing time for the sharks in the bay...no swimmy back for you....I guess youre stuck out there with me :ne_nau:
I wish I had a surfboard...

I have been there... of course. :cool2: Great island. When I was there the land was just under the water. Looked like we were walking on water but it was a strip of land. I loved Jackass Trail too. I always look for the hidden secluded places rather than the tourist hot spots, when I go somewhere.

Sharks!!!!! :hail2thechief:

Poof! Granted! A wave throws a surfboard at you from the poor sole the Sharks ate. But now they have tasted human blood, they want more. I hope we make it. :mrgreen:

I wish Savanna's holiday would end so she would post more. :rockon:

[greyhair biker]

cool ! that little strip of land is exposed at low tide at the right time of the year...most people dont know about it.
POOF! now Savanna comes to the rescue and we make it to shore! but we are sick and have to stay in the hotel room the rest of the vacation...wait, is that bad??
I wish Hawaii was just an hours flight away and the flight was cheap!

[tanya]

cool ! that little strip of land is exposed at low tide at the right time of the year...most people dont know about it.
POOF! now Savanna comes to the rescue and we make it to shore! but we are sick and have to stay in the hotel room the rest of the vacation...wait, is that bad??
I wish Hawaii was just an hours flight away and the flight was cheap!

Down Big Boy :lol8:

Poof! Your wish is granted, but the pilot is a druggie and you end up in the drink. Did you see the last --- I should be dead show? That's you :mrgreen:


I wish I lived on Maui

[greyhair biker]

Oh, THATS just not right :roflol:
...BTW, I have been looking for land on Maui for the past three years...have several realtors looking but nothing under $500,000.
...But I digress :haha: POOF! the only place you can find is in Kahului between the airport and the fish market/wharf...not a pretty site...and nowhere to grow your 'medicinal herbs'...you 'neigbor' runs the local gang and YOU are a Haolie...Bad JuJu!
..I wish I was a travel agent...

[tanya]

Oh, THATS just not right :roflol:
...BTW, I have been looking for land on Maui for the past three years...have several realtors looking but nothing under $500,000.
...But I digress :haha: POOF! the only place you can find is in Kahului between the airport and the fish market/wharf...not a pretty site...and nowhere to grow your 'medicinal herbs'...you 'neigbor' runs the local gang and YOU are a Haolie...Bad JuJu!
..I wish I was a travel agent...

Poof! Your wish is granted, and a long lost relative dies and gives you land on Maui, but you would have to quit that great job as a travel agent to move there. :haha:

I wish......... you gave me that land out of the kindness of your heart. :mrgreen:

[greyhair biker]

Oh Ma'am, PLEASE dont trow me into dat briar patch! YOU have given me THE uncorruptible wish of my dreams! All I would need is a place to sleep and food to eat...and boarshorts - POOF-the land is yours! Now all you can get to grow -legally -is Taro, and you hate poi ! ...but hey, it's Friggin Maui! Id be a garbage man(sanitation specialist) for a chance to live there.
..I wish this wasnt just your thread and mine... :lol8:

[DiscGo]

..I wish this wasn't just your thread and mine... :lol8:

Granted but now you have to hear my comments.


I wish that I had my own helicopter (and money to fuel it).

[greyhair biker]

POOF! you are now my pilot and have to fly me all over the islands but thats okay cause you own a helicopter tour business...youre well off. :2thumbs: I wish I had a guide business on the islands

[DiscGo]

Granted but it is on Bird Island in Utah lake. Business is not well :haha:


I wish I enjoyed gardening.

[greyhair biker]

POOF - you LOVE it , you just cant keep the 'locals' out of your 'stash' - you grow sugar cane BTW...good 'gardening'area for the local gold :lol8:
I wish it was June already...Id be in hawaii right now brah.

[DiscGo]

Granted but the time goes as fast as it went and you are right back in Winter.


I wish that I had 20/20 foresight.

[DiscGo]

I decided to try and bring "Corrupt a Wish" back.


Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million dollars.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.


Second Wind (starting now):

I wish that I had the powers of Superman. So I could do cool stuff, and never have ankle problems.

[LOAH]

Granted, but Wonder Woman gives you kryptonite herpes and your gear falls off.

I wish I could rid the world of disease without destroying all the humans. :2thumbs:

[abirken]

Granted, you find the miracle cure for all diseases but you drop the only vial of miracle cure and it breaks allover the lab floor, never again to be regained or used.

I wish I could have an open ended plane ticket to several destinations around the world.

[DiscGo]

Granted but your open ended plane ticket lands you on Oceanic 815 and you crash on the Island (from the TV show lost).





I wish that work were optional.

[canyonphile]

I wish that work were optional.

Work is optional, but then the great recreational spots are overflowing with people who hate working as well!

I wish I would win the lottery (if I played it)

[abirken]

Your winning lottery ticket wish is granted but you don't win afterall b/c the ticket blows away in a monsoon style wind, blowing the ticket over the edge of a canyon and into the raging Colorado current. You gonna jump? HAHA!! :lol8:


I wish I didn't have to do laundry.