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05-23-2020, 06:34 PM #1
Polish Sausage
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
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05-23-2020 06:34 PM # ADS
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05-23-2020, 06:52 PM #2
Reminds me of a joke I heard in the 7th grade...I laughed my ass off at the thought of it.
How do you get 25 Polish guys in a Volkswagen?
Put a booger on the dashboard.The end of the world for some...
The foundation of paradise for others.
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05-23-2020, 07:00 PM #3
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05-23-2020, 07:07 PM #4
Ha! You're either making fun of my joke or got a good laugh out of it. Full on juvenile but it was so good.
The end of the world for some...
The foundation of paradise for others.
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11-12-2020, 03:46 PM #5
HAHAHA LITERALLY the funniest thing I've ever read. Keep up the good work my man. Think I saw that on www.1001memes.com some day.
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