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05-26-2018, 01:08 PM #1121
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05-26-2018 01:08 PM # ADS
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05-27-2018, 10:06 AM #1122
Trump snatches another win from an Obama defeat.
Backchannel, 'Dracula' help free Josh Holt in Venezuela
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=46328427&nid=1422
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05-28-2018, 08:34 AM #1123
The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER: Two Different Versions:
OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving..
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green ...'
Occupy the Anthill stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the Black Lives Matter group singing, We shall overcome.
Then Reverend Al Sharpton has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper while he damns the ants. He later appears on MSNBC to complain that rich people do not care.
The ACLU & Liberal Left condemn the ant and blames President Trump, President Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.
Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer exclaim in an interview on The View that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having; nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.
The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2018.
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05-31-2018, 06:27 AM #1124
:-)
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05-31-2018, 07:39 AM #1125
...,
I'm not Spartacus
It'll come back.
Professional Mangler of Grammar
Guns don't kill people--Static Ropes Do!!
Who Is John Galt?
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05-31-2018, 07:40 AM #1126
Short interesting read....
Obama was shell-shocked by Trump win, asked 'What if we were wrong?'
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018...book-says.html
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05-31-2018, 08:45 AM #1127
,,,.,
I'm not Spartacus
It'll come back.
Professional Mangler of Grammar
Guns don't kill people--Static Ropes Do!!
Who Is John Galt?
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06-01-2018, 03:23 PM #1128
More winning!
US unemployment falls to nearly 1969 levels; hiring solid
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=46331844&nid=151
Every day Obama looks like a bigger douche.... remember his "those jobs are not coming back" comment.
Current projections are Obama will eventually land somewhere below Jimmy Carter on the list of presidential success.
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06-02-2018, 06:57 PM #1129
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06-05-2018, 07:09 AM #1130
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I'm not Spartacus
It'll come back.
Professional Mangler of Grammar
Guns don't kill people--Static Ropes Do!!
Who Is John Galt?
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06-05-2018, 02:16 PM #1131
Wow.... just when you think Liberals can't get any dumber....
Media’s ‘Melania missing in action’ narrative took Trump Derangement Syndrome to new heights
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...w-heights.html
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06-05-2018, 03:19 PM #1132
this form should help the butthurt liberals.
I'm not Spartacus
It'll come back.
Professional Mangler of Grammar
Guns don't kill people--Static Ropes Do!!
Who Is John Galt?
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06-05-2018, 03:57 PM #1133
Today's birtherism! This kind of stupid crap is why the left is going to be kicked in the balls again in November. How about they report on Pruitt using tax money as his personal piggy bank instead of this crap. I know a pretty well rounded group of people from all sides of the spectrum, but I don't know any actual humans who think this is an actual story.
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06-05-2018, 05:16 PM #1134
This Trump derangement syndrome is hilarious.... talk about living rent free in someone's head.
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06-05-2018, 05:37 PM #1135
A lot of people see the corruption as hand and glove with politics...it's practically expected. That's why no one gives a shit that the Russians were running around D.C. with briefcases full of cash. On what planet do these people play by the rules? It's a place called Bizzaroworld in the minds of those that obsess with this stuff.
The media is nothing but tabloid trash. It reminds me of the National Enquirer and those others that my grandmother had all over her place back in the day. I remember thinking the media in England was absolutely horrible 30 years ago...now ours is, too.
I really don't take any of this shit seriously. I don't think nearly as many people as you would hope really do. It's been a circus freak show and it'll remain that way...just go with the flow, live your life, be happy and cruise thru life with the blinders on. It works great.Suddenly my feet are feet of mud
It all goes slo-mo
I don't know why I am crying
Am I suspended in Gaffa?
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06-06-2018, 06:17 PM #1136
Trump for the win!
Trump promised to be the jobs president and has delivered big time. There are now more jobs in the US then there are unemployed....
https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/676191002
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06-07-2018, 06:27 AM #1137
,,.,.
I'm not Spartacus
It'll come back.
Professional Mangler of Grammar
Guns don't kill people--Static Ropes Do!!
Who Is John Galt?
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06-07-2018, 11:06 AM #1138
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06-07-2018, 06:12 PM #1139
I eat breakfast regularly at the greasy diner nearby and there is a guy named Russ that eats there frequently, too. He's 68 and in pretty good shape, still working.
He owns a landscaping business. 40 yrs here in Denver. Does nothing but commercial...new construction, landscape maintenance and snow removal. Has 20-30 guys working year round. They're mostly Mexicans that have the H1B (or something like that) visa. He said it's hard to get enough bodies these days because Trump is trying to keep the criminals out. He said before Trump, he had super sketchy guys showing up for work. He told me that the other big outfits aren't getting enough Mexican workers either. Said it's his biggest hardship right now.
I asked him what he paid. $9 to start, moving up to $12 real quick if they're good. Plenty of work out there.
Does welfare pay more than $12 an hour these days?Suddenly my feet are feet of mud
It all goes slo-mo
I don't know why I am crying
Am I suspended in Gaffa?
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06-07-2018, 08:36 PM #1140
The problem is why work for $9-12 an hour when welfare pays $15.
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