Bogley Fantasy - 2017

[rockgremlin]

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Oh cry me a river.

Every other player on your roster scored in double digits over the weekend, so it can't be that bad to be you.

I've got Stafford on my bench if you're interested...

[rockgremlin]

My team is atrocious. They are all bottom feeders. I'm disgusted.

Yeah dude, your team is horrible.

[rockgremlin]

Iceaxe vs. Powderpuffs this week....

Under the "Points against" column Powderpuffs has 725 points...the lowest margin in the league by a long shot. Iceaxe should be prepared to have the worst performance of the season this week as Powderpuffs isn't winning by beating her opponents, but instead by cursing their opponent's team to post the lowest point totals of the season.

I'm just content that one of the two Burrows will be losing this week.

[Goat]

Iceaxe vs. Powderpuffs this week....

Powderpuffs isn't winning by beating her opponents, but instead by cursing their opponent's team to post the lowest point totals of the season.

You're right. Every time you make a joke about a woman being on her period I perform a satanic ritual using expired make up and bras that have lost their elasticity. In the interest of keeping your fantasy team healthy; buy your girl some chocolate and flowers

....Or else my kicker will have a miraculous 21 point game and bury you

[rockgremlin]

^^^Yeah when I saw Hopkins dropped 30 points on you and you had a "16% chance of winning," I figured the Rats had it in the bag. And then your kicker went crazy.

[accadacca]

My high school team finally got a W and moved out of last place...

[accadacca]

Deshawn Watson tore his ACL in practice and is out for the season. Unbelievable...

There goes my season and anything that was possibly left of it.

[Iceaxe]

Deshawn Watson tore his ACL in practice and is out for the season. Unbelievable...

There goes my season and anything that was possibly left of it.

So Houston sacrificed Watson's knee to the sports God's for a World Series Championship... got it...

[nelsonccc]

So Houston sacrificed Watson's knee to the sports God's for a World Series Championship... got it...

Fuller has been carrying my team at work. His stock just took a nose dive.

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[Iceaxe]

Fuller has been carrying my team at work. His stock just took a nose dive.

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I just picked up Fuller in the Bogley league, just my luck.

[nelsonccc]

I just picked up Fuller in the Bogley league, just my luck.

I saw that and was upset that I hadn't realized he was available!

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[rockgremlin]

My team is atrocious. They are all bottom feeders. I'm disgusted.

Not so much any more, huh?

[nelsonccc]

Not so much any more, huh?

They are still bottom feeders but are now starting to produce!

[rockgremlin]

Powderpuffs isn't winning by beating her opponents, but instead by cursing their opponent's team to post the lowest point totals of the season.

***AHEM***

Sad-Sacks go up against Powderpuffs and suffer the lowest point total of everyone else in the league this week, as well as the lowest single game point total recorded all season (70.40 points ~ pathetic).

I've never seen anything like it. I have to wonder if she's made a deal with the devil or something. Or maybe she IS the devil. Regardless, this run of luck is rarely seen in any context, anywhere. Take her to Vegas.

[accadacca]

I’ve got more points than the Puffs, yet I’m in 7th place?!?!? It’s riiiiiiiiged!!!

[rockgremlin]

At one point there, PowderPuffs had an 80% chance of winning. And then Big Ben went to work and dropped 35 points on her, giving Sexy Rex the three point win.


Is....is she gonna be ok? Has anybody reached out to console her during this challenging time?

[Goat]

At one point there, PowderPuffs had an 80% chance of winning. And then Big Ben went to work and dropped 35 points on her, giving Sexy Rex the three point win.


Is....is she gonna be ok? Has anybody reached out to console her during this challenging time?

[accadacca]

At one point there, PowderPuffs had an 80% chance of winning. And then Big Ben went to work and dropped 35 points on her, giving Sexy Rex the three point win.


Is....is she gonna be ok? Has anybody reached out to console her during this challenging time?

Not that it would have mattered, but the team you played has been asleep at the wheel for the last 4 weeks.

I proposed a trade for L. Bell several weeks ago and was denied. Ever since then one of the leagues best running backs has been sitting in the bench, while others in the starting lineup are on IR.

[rockgremlin]

I proposed a trade for L. Bell several weeks ago and was denied. Ever since then one of the leagues best running backs has been sitting in the bench, while others in the starting lineup are on IR.

Yeah I noticed that too. What's up with Cody? Isn't that nelsonccc's brother?

[accadacca]

Yeah I noticed that too. What's up with Cody? Isn't that nelsonccc's brother?

Must be a conspiracy to game the league.