Final Confession

[denaliguide]

The Husband lays dying, with his wife by his bedside...He says in a weak voice "There's something I must confess.". "Shhhh" said the wife, "There's nothing to confess. Everything is all right." "No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friend's mom!" "I know," she whispered, "That's why I poisoned you, now close your eyes"

[Byron]

Excellent! This defines ironic...