Corrupt a Wish

[Don]

Granted but now you have to worry about that itchy rash that won't go away.



I wish I could get that stain out of my carpet and be comfortable bringing a girl over.

[denaliguide]

I wish I could get that stain out of my carpet and be comfortable bringing a girl over.

granted but she is your mom.

i wish i could ride in the space shuttle.

[KapitanSparrow]

i wish i could ride in the space shuttle.

Granted, you ride in the space shuttle as it is towed down a runway


I wish I could travel the world.

[DiscGo]

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted but you travel the world on Oceanic 815 and crash and get "Lost" on an Island. You are deemed unworthy but the "others" and are killed quickly.



I wish that my wife would be cool with being messy :)

[abirken]

Wish is granted, your wife is cool with being messy afterall but then your house becomes infested with cockroaches b/c of the mess.

I wish I had a new mattress. (oh my back this morning)

[KapitanSparrow]

You got it! But your mattress is so comfortable that you sleep in and miss an important job interview for a great paying executive positon with Le Couvent Des Minimes!

I wish I could go to Bali

[abirken]

Wish granted but be prepared for monkey poo poo in your lap.

I wish for someone else to get outside in the cold this weekend to put up my Christmas lights.

[blueeyes]

Wish granted but be prepared for monkey poo poo in your lap.

I wish for someone else to get outside in the cold this weekend to put up my Christmas lights.

Granted but that person hung Halloween lights instead.

I wish I had a date for this Saturday night to take me to my friends Murder Mystery/Wine tasting party.

[abirken]

Granted but I'm sorry to say that your date will be me and not some hot sexy guy.



I wish that my pimple would disappear before my company Christmas party Sat. night.

[blueeyes]

I would take a hot sexy girl as a date, we could make all the guys jealous!

Your wish is granted the zit disapears for the party but returns the next morning never to go away until a monkey in Bali pees on you again.

I wish that it would snow already!

[KapitanSparrow]

Granted, but the snow is bright orange and it takes some time getting used to.

I wish I had more hair on my head

[blueeyes]

granted but you new hair is going to grow in bright orange and it will take some getting use to.

I wish I was warm, I am so cold today my teeth are chattering.

[Don]

I wish I was warm, I am so cold today my teeth are chattering.

Granted, but now your ass is sweaty.

I wish this thread was awesome again.

[DiscGo]

I wish this thread was awesome again.

(Let me just say that I was excited to see this thread given new life)
Granted. But the popularity of this thread results in no timing being spent outdoors and this site stops being an outdoors site.

I wish that I had the healing capabilities of Wolverine from X-Men. I would probably even just settle for a good back and ankles. :)

[DiscGo]

I wish that I had the healing capabilities of Wolverine from X-Men. I would probably even just settle for a good back and ankles. :)

Granted but you also acquire his temper without his fighting skills and get beaten to death not long after getting those healing abilities for having a big mouth.


I wish that flatulence smelled like home made cookies.

[Don]

I wish that flatulence smelled like home made cookies.

Granted but now everything you cook smells like flatulence.

I wish I had more free time.

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[dbaxter]

Granted but now everything you cook smells like flatulence.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted. But in your free time you will cook more. And your cooking will smell like--Flatulence.

I wish for better photography skills.

[DiscGo]

Granted you become world famous for taking great pictures of the sun... and go blind.


I wish that college football took place in the winter, so I could free up more time in the Fall for hiking and fill my winter time with college football.

[Cosmic Kid]

I wish that college football took place in the winter, so I could free up more time in the Fall for hiking and fill my winter time with college football.

Granted...but your alma mater goes winless for the next 5 seasons....

I wish I had enough money to pay off my debts.

[ilanimaka]

I wish I had enough money to pay off my debts.

Granted... but then you lose your shirt at craps & end up working for a mob boss.

I wish there were snapping turtles in Utah.