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Thread: Do you wear a mask?
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09-21-2020, 08:18 AM #401
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09-21-2020 08:18 AM # ADS
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09-21-2020, 08:52 AM #402I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
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09-24-2020, 09:17 PM #403
Go in any store and this is how many are wearing their face diapers.
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09-26-2020, 07:38 AM #404
Tell me again how this bs is about public health safety.
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09-26-2020, 07:44 AM #405
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09-26-2020, 02:32 PM #406
Interesting little fact about the Nazi salute. Even though the Nazi Party controlled the German military, the standard salute was just like ours...right arm and hand brought up to the forehead. The Nazi salute was to show loyalty amongst those that were members of the Party and was generally only performed by officers within the ranks.
After the assassination attempt of Hitler in 1944 (Wolfs Lair), he ordered all members of the military to perform the Nazi salute and did away with the standard one. I read about this in the book "Shadow Divers"...as some of the guys on that submarine were loathe to perform it...even the commander.The end of the world for some...
The foundation of paradise for others.
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09-26-2020, 05:00 PM #407
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09-26-2020, 06:39 PM #408
Shadow Divers is an awesome book.
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09-29-2020, 06:15 AM #409I'm not Spartacus
It'll come back.
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10-02-2020, 08:16 PM #410
Virus= .1 micron.....mask effectiveness= .4-.9 micron.
Any questions?!?
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10-02-2020, 10:17 PM #411
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10-03-2020, 05:24 AM #412I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
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10-03-2020, 05:29 AM #413
Why are people getting flu shots this year, especially if they are wearing masks? Or do masks only work on CCP Virus?🤷*♂️
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10-05-2020, 11:21 AM #414
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10-07-2020, 07:07 AM #415
Wear your mask!
I swear, it's magical!
“Let's go out to eat, 2020 style...
1. Arrive at restaurant, fish three month old single-use surgical mask out of car's filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning's 84oz diet Pepsi).
2. Strap up with three month old single-use surgical mask.
*MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGE!!!*
3. Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today.
4. Hostess has immediate seating for your woke party of three. Walk past entire restaurant of unmasked people. It's ok, they're sitting.
5. Sit down.
*SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCEFIELD ENGAGE!!!*
6. Safely within your anti-germ forcefield, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle.
7. Waitress drops off drinks bare handed.
8. Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure in knowing you're within your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.
9. Too many drinks. Need to pee. Don the magical anti-germ barrier mask as you leave your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.
10. Walk past 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. Open bathroom with same door knob grabbed by 100 other people so far today.
11. Return to table past same 40 unmasked restaurant patrons.
12. Remove mask. Once again safe in your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. Waitress takes your sweaty drink glass with her bare hand, refills, hands back to you. You accept with your bare hand. Grab some bread and eat it. Same hand. Yum Yum.
13. Meal complete. Mask on. Walk past 40 unmasked patrons. Make full body contact with at least 4 people waiting at the hostess stand as you squeeze your way back to the door - no matter, they're all also wearing their magical anti-germ barriers.
14. Grab exit handle, which you are now the 220th person of the day to touch. Eating out successful.
15. Breathe a sigh of relief knowing that even after leaving the protection of your home and venturing out into the scary world of the public, you are essentially sterile thanks to your state approved methods of magical germ mitigation.”
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10-07-2020, 12:46 PM #416
^^^^ Fake news. Never happened. Math doesn't add up. How can 200 people touch the door handle on the way into said restaurant, but then there have been 220 on the same door handle on the way out? Was there 20 people left over in the restaurant from the day before? Was there a mass birthing event where 20 womxn gave birth in the restaurant, thus accounting for 20 extra people leaving than what came in? I don't think so.
/end sarcasm.I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
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10-07-2020, 01:53 PM #417
Not to mention, the alleged event claims that 40 people were passed on the way to the restroom. 40 people? What restaurant has 40 people seated in the span of approximately 50 - 100 feet? Where are they eating, the food court at Costco? Either the restaurant has exceeded capacity or they're eating at a warehouse.
Gotta be fake.It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.
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10-10-2020, 02:50 PM #418I'm not Spartacus
It'll come back.
Professional Mangler of Grammar
Guns don't kill people--Static Ropes Do!!
Who Is John Galt?
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10-10-2020, 02:51 PM #419I'm not Spartacus
It'll come back.
Professional Mangler of Grammar
Guns don't kill people--Static Ropes Do!!
Who Is John Galt?
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10-10-2020, 02:52 PM #420I'm not Spartacus
It'll come back.
Professional Mangler of Grammar
Guns don't kill people--Static Ropes Do!!
Who Is John Galt?
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