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    Polish Sausage

    A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"


    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"


    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.


    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?


    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?


    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?


    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?


    Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?"


    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."


    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"


    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
    Cultural appropriation is appreciation.

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    Reminds me of a joke I heard in the 7th grade...I laughed my ass off at the thought of it.

    How do you get 25 Polish guys in a Volkswagen?

    Put a booger on the dashboard.
    Hey Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times sake?
    Sorry Sal. Can't do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byron View Post
    Reminds me of a joke I heard in the 7th grade...I laughed my ass off at the thought of it.

    How do you get 25 Polish guys in a Volkswagen?

    Put a booger on the dashboard.

    LOL....wow...speechless.
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    Kamala Harris will be U.S. President before 2023.

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    Ha! You're either making fun of my joke or got a good laugh out of it. Full on juvenile but it was so good.
    Hey Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times sake?
    Sorry Sal. Can't do it.

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    HAHAHA LITERALLY the funniest thing I've ever read. Keep up the good work my man. Think I saw that on www.1001memes.com some day.

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