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    Polish Sausage

    A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"


    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"


    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.


    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?


    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?


    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?


    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?


    Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?"


    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."


    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"


    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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    Reminds me of a joke I heard in the 7th grade...I laughed my ass off at the thought of it.

    How do you get 25 Polish guys in a Volkswagen?

    Put a booger on the dashboard.
    I used to care, but...
    things have changed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byron View Post
    Reminds me of a joke I heard in the 7th grade...I laughed my ass off at the thought of it.

    How do you get 25 Polish guys in a Volkswagen?

    Put a booger on the dashboard.

    LOL....wow...speechless.
    "The white liberal is the worst enemy to America, and the worst enemy to the black man." -Malcolm X

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    Ha! You're either making fun of my joke or got a good laugh out of it. Full on juvenile but it was so good.
    I used to care, but...
    things have changed.

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    HAHAHA LITERALLY the funniest thing I've ever read. Keep up the good work my man. Think I saw that on www.1001memes.com some day.

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