Coronavirus

[Iceaxe]

:-)

[rockgremlin]

:-)

I think this is the 4th time this post has been made in this thread.

[devo_stevo]

Every time he sees it, he forgets that it's been posted before. Give him a break. It could happen to the best of us.

[Iceaxe]

Biden and I are both going senile...

[blueeyes]

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[twotimer]

:-)

Everybody loves a great set of tits...but 8 of them are even better. Why not post 'em topless and get it over with? Oh, that's right...nothing that would offend grandma.

[twotimer]

If you haven’t seen Uncle Ted live, you are missing out.

I saw him back in '82? '83? at the San Bernardino County Fair...indoor arena. He was swinging around like Tarzan on a rope hanging from the ceiling. It was so loud I could only take about two songs before I had to get out of there. So loud it hurt. The "Intensities in Ten Cities Tour", I believe.

He says..."This next song is from my new album, it's called My Love Is Like A Tire Iron".

[savanna3313]

[Sombeech]

If you haven’t seen Uncle Ted live, you are missing out.

3X

[accadacca]

[Sombeech]

ha ha, "hey since you're working from home and not doing anything"

Do you know how much SHIT I'VE HUNG ON THE WALLS THIS MONTH

[BasinCruiser]

Enough with all of the BS consiracy theories surrrounding this virus thing, when will things open up. etc. . The Truth: The country will open up state by state as Uncle Ted goes a massive countrywide open outdoor stadium tour, over the next couple of months, starting with Red states first. When Uncle Ted visits your state, freedom and liberty is officially restored, and you can tell your dictator rulers to 'shove it'.

[Iceaxe]

I could sure use a night out drinking overpriced beer at the local bar with the hot young stripper wife... this lockdown is bullshit...

[rockgremlin]

^^^But just think about how many lives you're saving by staying home and staying safe.

If you're able to save just one life then it's worth it! Who knows, that life you save could be yours!

[BasinCruiser]

^^^But just think about how many lives you're saving by staying home and staying safe.

If you're able to save just one life then it's worth it! Who knows, that life you save could be yours!

( I know you’re being sarcastic. But I couldn’t resist. )

[oldno7]

I heard on the news that Trump said if you do lysol shooters you live an extra 10 years.

[Iceaxe]

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[erial]

[twotimer]

I heard on the news that Trump said if you do lysol shooters you live an extra 10 years.

I didn't see the press conference where he "said this", but I certainly heard the freak out aftermath. I thought "Oh, for Christ's sake, there's no way he suggested that people ingest or inject disinfectants. That's just ridiculous".

So I looked it up, and indeed that's NOT what he said...however, he sure vomited up a wacky word salad, that's for sure. Said later that he was being "sarcastic"? If that's the case, then he puked all over his own shoes.

Remember when Clint Eastwood did his "empty chair" thing at the Romney RNC party? Nobody knew what the hell that was all about but I sure did...he was trying to do a Bob Hope routine and utterly failed. Bob Hope could have pulled that off, Clint choked.

I'm certainly on the Trump train but that guy sure isn't perfect. Not that I expect anyone to be, least of all myself. So either his "sarcastic" joke went over everyone's head or (what I think is most likely) every now and then that guy's brain short circuits.

Yeah, they hyped what he said out of context, but not by much.

[rockgremlin]

I heard on the news that Trump said if you do lysol shooters you live an extra 10 years.

Now I know you're lying...

No way in hell you listen to the news.