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06-10-2019, 08:34 AM #1
Bieber vs. Cruise
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Bieber posts bizarre tweet, challenges Tom Cruise to a fight
In a bizarre tweet that has since gone viral, pop star Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a fight in 'the octagon.' While the 'Mission Impossible' star did not comment on the posts, it appears that many on social media believe Cruise would dispatch the 'Baby' singer with ease. Cruise stands at 5' 7 and weighs 170 pounds. Bieber reportedly has two inches on Cruise but weighs 145.5 pounds. Conor McGregor said his company would gladly host the fight.I'm not Spartacus
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06-10-2019 08:34 AM # ADS
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06-10-2019, 12:13 PM #2
Scientology will not allow it
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06-10-2019, 12:16 PM #3
Even though Cruise is a shorty I'll take him over Bieber all day. I'd watch that fight.
Shouldn't this be in the "Official UFC" thread?It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.
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06-10-2019, 12:26 PM #4
Why would Beiber want to fight a guy old enough to be his grandfather?
This fight would be a no win for Beiber. If he loses everyone would just shrug their shoulders and say we knew Beiber was a pussy. And if he wins everyone would just shrug their shoulders and say big deal, you beat up an old middle aged man.
If I was Cruise I'd immediately accept the fight on the condition all money goes to the charity of my choice. The puts Cruise in a no lose situation.
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06-10-2019, 01:06 PM #5
Fun fact: Cruise is 7 years older than Wilford Brimley was when he filmed Cocoon.
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06-10-2019, 07:43 PM #6
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06-10-2019, 07:52 PM #7
Cruise vs Bieber would just be a large slap fight... they are both a total ass in real life, it's just that Cruise has a much better publicist.
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06-10-2019, 07:58 PM #8
No way, man. Jack Reacher.
Suddenly my feet are feet of mud
It all goes slo-mo
I don't know why I am crying
Am I suspended in Gaffa?
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06-10-2019, 08:28 PM #9
Tom Cruise being a total douche.
https://youtu.be/9ZDAnKafr6c
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06-10-2019, 08:48 PM #10
Not so much a fan, but he did an awesome job in Risky Business.
In regards to his behavior on Oprah...he was overwhelmed and didn't know what to do. He is indeed a puss, because he should have had total command of that situation. He should have been smiling all over that place, flirting with all those screaming girls.
He's a weird one, no doubt. But I'm weird, too. So are you.
I'd trade places with the guy...if I could keep my brain.Suddenly my feet are feet of mud
It all goes slo-mo
I don't know why I am crying
Am I suspended in Gaffa?
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06-11-2019, 07:36 AM #11
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06-11-2019, 07:45 AM #12
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