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    Bieber posts bizarre tweet, challenges Tom Cruise to a fight


    In a bizarre tweet that has since gone viral, pop star Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a fight in 'the octagon.' While the 'Mission Impossible' star did not comment on the posts, it appears that many on social media believe Cruise would dispatch the 'Baby' singer with ease. Cruise stands at 5' 7 and weighs 170 pounds. Bieber reportedly has two inches on Cruise but weighs 145.5 pounds. Conor McGregor said his company would gladly host the fight.
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    Even though Cruise is a shorty I'll take him over Bieber all day. I'd watch that fight.


    Shouldn't this be in the "Official UFC" thread?
    Epstein did not kill himself...



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    Why would Beiber want to fight a guy old enough to be his grandfather?

    This fight would be a no win for Beiber. If he loses everyone would just shrug their shoulders and say we knew Beiber was a pussy. And if he wins everyone would just shrug their shoulders and say big deal, you beat up an old middle aged man.

    If I was Cruise I'd immediately accept the fight on the condition all money goes to the charity of my choice. The puts Cruise in a no lose situation.

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    Fun fact: Cruise is 7 years older than Wilford Brimley was when he filmed Cocoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uintafly View Post
    Fun fact: Cruise is 7 years older than Wilford Brimley was when he filmed Cocoon.
    OMG. I just checked it and it's true. That's just straight up bizarre.

    Also, Cruise would have Bieber layed out within 20 seconds.
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    Cruise vs Bieber would just be a large slap fight... they are both a total ass in real life, it's just that Cruise has a much better publicist.

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    No way, man. Jack Reacher.
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    Not so much a fan, but he did an awesome job in Risky Business.

    In regards to his behavior on Oprah...he was overwhelmed and didn't know what to do. He is indeed a puss, because he should have had total command of that situation. He should have been smiling all over that place, flirting with all those screaming girls.

    He's a weird one, no doubt. But I'm weird, too. So are you.

    I'd trade places with the guy...if I could keep my brain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe View Post
    Tom Cruise being a total douche.

    https://youtu.be/9ZDAnKafr6c

    No way in hell that dude wasn't hopped up on Cocaine or Crack or Meth. That's classic methamphetamine behavior. Normal, sober people don't behave like that.
    Epstein did not kill himself...



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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgremlin View Post
    No way in hell that dude wasn't hopped up on Cocaine or Crack or Meth. That's classic methamphetamine behavior. Normal, sober people don't behave like that.
    He's a Scientologist. I think by definition he can't be classified as normal.
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