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    Grade 4

    How many do you get right?


    A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.*
    The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4.
    I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".
    The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
    The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
    *Principal:* What is 3+3?
    *Boy:* 6.
    *Principal:* 6+6.
    *Boy:* 12.
    The boy got all the questions right.
    The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.
    The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
    *Madam:* What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
    *Boy:* Legs.
    *Madam:* What is in your trousers that I don't have?
    *Boy:* Pockets.
    *Madam:* What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
    *Boy:* Coconut.
    *Madam:* What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
    The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
    *Boy:* Bubble gum.
    *Madam:* You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
    *Boy:* Tent.
    *The principal was looking restless*
    *Madam:* A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
    *Boy:* Wedding ring.
    *Madam:* I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
    *Boy:* Nose.
    *Madam:* I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
    *Boy:* Arrow.
    *Principal:* O MY GOD.
    *Madam:* What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
    *Boy:* Fork.
    *Madam:* What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
    *Boy:* Surname.
    *Principal:* Ohooo !
    *Madam:* What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
    *Boy:* Heart.
    *Principal:* Eeeeeh ! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
    "Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!"

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