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    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

    Four ruffians break into my house.

    "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.

    Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

    Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smooth-bore and nails the neighbor's dog.

    I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.

    "Tally ho lads!" The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

    Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.

    Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

    Just as the founding fathers intended.

    #July4th #USA #TallyHoLads

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    "Rapscallion" will be added to my vocabulary once I have perfected the proper usage of "miscreant".
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    A 7-Eleven customer stopped a potentially deadly robbery in Virginia Beach this morning when he used his firearm to defend against masked, armed men who stormed the store.

    "Thank God for that guy," said a customer. "I want to thank that guy personally. I want to buy him a steak dinner."

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    Define Irony....


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    Hard pass...


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