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[BasinCruiser]

[twotimer]

My guess is if it bug her she wouldn't be walking around in a shirt that says "Trophy Wife".

Permission is granted. I don't envy you, because I've been there. You're a lucky dude.

[BasinCruiser]

I saw a video of her dancing...she's got some nice boobs. I wonder how long it'll be before we get a look at those puppies. Ya know, some kind of paparazzi shots of her sunbathing topless somewhere. Heck, if they can get a princess of England, they can get her.

Not saying this to be a sexist troll, but it seems like it just happens. Jamie Lee Curtis made some comments about that, "Look, she's got boobs".

I'd say Ms. Cortez in a bikini top, at least...well before Trump's impeachment.

Already been done.

[BasinCruiser]

[Iceaxe]

I used to date a stripper who worked at the Million Dollar that always said "you can't fix stupid, but you can make it pretty". I never understood exactly what she meant by that until AOC came along.



Climb-Utah.com

[twotimer]

"you can't fix stupid, but you can make it pretty".

Climb-Utah.com

I woulda reckoned she was talking about some of the other girls she worked with. I dated a stripper too. The drama was off the hook.

[Iceaxe]

I dated a stripper too. The drama was off the hook.

LMAO... yup, there is a reason they are strippers.

[uintafly]

Whatdya wanna bet that ice and twotimer can throw a football over that mountain over there? 😂

[twotimer]

Whatdya wanna bet that ice and twotimer can throw a football over that mountain over there? 

Ya had to be there. Toxic masculinity may be frowned upon, but it sure was fun.

[Iceaxe]

Ya had to be there. Toxic masculinity may be frowned upon, but it sure was fun.

^^^THIS^^^

Being the biggest baddest motherf**ker is the house is a lot of fun and a real kick in the ass... but don't worry, we don't expect Uintafly to ever understand that.

If you're not the led dog the view never changes.

Never apologize for being the best at something.

It's not bragging if you did it.

***thumps chest***

[uintafly]

This should be your avatar

[Iceaxe]

This should be your avatar

Hardly.... I have won two National Championships and three World Championships in my life. Not to mention I've won so many state championships I couldn't even count.

So.... what have you done mr. beta male? Have you ever won anything? Have you ever won even one state championship?

And I'm not knocking a state championship, as they are hard to win. Any championship is hard to win.

[rockgremlin]

[Iceaxe]

Most alpha males prefer the term dick measuring contest.... and yes they are for entertainment value, that's how you know if you're a badass or a poser, that's why we hold said contests.

Now we got that straightened out... You want in on this Rockgremlin or do you just want to shout encouragement from the cheap seats?



Climb-Utah.com

[twotimer]

Hey boys, we've all got experiences and stories to tell. There's always one or two dudes around the campfire doing most of the talking.

My take on this forum is anything goes. Like Ice said, it's all entertainment value, right? Perhaps throw down some stuff of your own instead of picking apart the offerings. Even weak stuff is better than no stuff.

BTW...I got the football/mountain Napolean Dynamite thing right off. Good one.

[rockgremlin]

Now we got that straightened out... You want in on this Rockgremlin or do you just want to shout encouragement from the cheap seats?

LOL I'm just gonna sit back and watch the show. Maybe I'll stuff a dollar bill or two if I see something really impressive.

[DirkHammergate]

Well, it was good but the timing's a bit off since #uintahfly told roughly the same joke at 8:40 this morning (post #134).

Again, I stand by this thread being the Internet at it's finest.

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