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    Quote Originally Posted by twotimer View Post
    Inaugurated....just to be fair.
    Yes, you got me. I hate typing on my stupid phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe View Post
    Whatever floats your boat.... two laps of Corner Canyon or Eagle Mountain or ???

    I live to race, which pretty much means....
    Spending money I don't really have....
    To buy bikes I don't really need....
    To outrun people I don't really know....

    I think those would both be considered home court advantage for you. I'd say a fun one would be the crest from guardsman to the bottom of Mill D. If you walk up puke hill you are assessed a 2 minute penalty. Or maybe guardsman, crest, big water all the way down to the Wasatch Dr park and ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uintafly View Post
    I think those would both be considered home court advantage for you. I'd say a fun one would be the crest from guardsman to the bottom of Mill D. If you walk up puke hill you are assessed a 2 minute penalty. Or maybe guardsman, crest, big water all the way down to the Wasatch Dr park and ride.
    Bullshit...start at the top of Bull Run and the first one to the bottom of Portal wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BasinCruiser View Post
    Yes, you got me. I hate typing on my stupid phone.
    I can't do it at all. It takes me a half hour to type "How ya doin'" on my phone. I envy people who can blaze the phone keyboard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uintafly View Post
    I think those would both be considered home court advantage for you. I'd say a fun one would be....
    That's so cute you think I race for fun...

    I race to crush all other competitor's, to see them drag their sorry ass in after me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

    Pick your course, but we're doing laps. Now that I'm old I only race one DH a year and that's at the World Senior Games. These days it takes much too long to heal from a big crash to race DH just for fun.

    FWIW - Anywhere in Utah is pretty much a home court advantage to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe View Post
    That's so cute you think I race for fun...

    I race to crush all other competitor's, to see them drag their sorry ass in after me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

    Pick your course, but we're doing laps. Now that I'm old I only race one DH a year and that's at the World Senior Games. These days it takes much too long to heal from a big crash to race DH just for fun.

    FWIW - Anywhere in Utah is pretty much a home court advantage to me.

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    So reading between the lines here, it looks like we are putting up our women folk as booty for the winner....

    And twotimer, when I think about riding next to cliffs with you for some reason I keep thinking of the chariot race scene in Ben Hur. I have a feeling some shenanigans would happen and I may take a tumble.

    But on second thought, you'd be so far behind by that point that it wouldn't matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uintafly View Post
    So reading between the lines here, it looks like we are putting up our women folk as booty for the winner....
    My women folk all carry... they'd probably scare the snot out of a liberal like you... LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by uintafly View Post
    I keep thinking of the chariot race scene in Ben Hur. I have a feeling some shenanigans would happen and I may take a tumble.
    Yeah, Ben Hur...that dude got gnarled out, didn't he?

    That's what happens when you go up against conservative alpha male type A personalities.

    Wasn't this thread about the bucktoothed wonder?
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    Quote Originally Posted by twotimer View Post
    Yeah, Ben Hur...that dude got gnarled out, didn't he?

    That's what happens when you go up against conservative alpha male type A personalities.

    Wasn't this thread about the bucktoothed wonder?
    It was, but this is more fun than meme's about some New Yorker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe View Post
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    I don't know man, that looks pretty scary.

    The only thing I'd want her lookin' at like that is my tallywhacker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twotimer View Post
    The only thing I'd want her lookin' at like that is my tallywhacker.
    Seriously?!? Get a look at those chompers... ya just know she's going to painfully rake you.



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    Ahhh...you can work around that.
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    I learned a long time ago It was a really bad idea to stick my dick in stupid, and they don't come any dumber then her. YMMV, or perhaps your just a slow learner... ROFLMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldno7 View Post
    ...socialism meme.,.

    Holy shit, really?!
    It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.

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