Windows Tech Scam

[Sombeech]

I took a call from the Weendows Seecurity Deportment today.

https://soundcloud.com/jumcfarland/weendows

[tallsteve]

"I hope SkyNet hasn't become self aware".

HAHAHAHAH!

[rockgremlin]

"Did it hack into the mainframe?"

"I just hope Skynet hasn't become self aware!"

"Is your computer on? Yes -- it's on my desk...."

"I see the Ikins.....like the Mike n' Ikins?"

"Yes, my keyboard is dirty. It has crumbs in there. Is that ok?"

"Just in case I ever need to pump up the volume..."

"Yes, is that where I put my credit card number in?"

"Yes, this is a Jacob call, OK."

"Double-Lu"

"Man I love whiskey..."

"Oh was I supposed to be typing that...?"

"What time is it where you're at?"



OMG....this is gold. HAHAHAHA!!!

[Sombeech]

ha ha, when I get tired of screwing with them, I always ask what time it is where they are at. PANIC. They forget where they are supposed to be calling from.

[devo_stevo]

Brilliant. Well done sir. Just waiting to hear about your upcoming arrest by the IRS because of all the taxes you owe them.