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    POLITICALLY CORRECT

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
    BREASTED AMERICAN. '

    2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
    'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

    3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
    'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

    4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
    'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

    5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
    ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

    6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
    ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
    'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

    2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
    ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

    3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
    ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

    4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
    'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

    5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
    RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

    6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
    'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'


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