Results 1 to 1 of 1

Thread: 4th Wedding

  1. #1
    Bogley BigShot oldno7's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    We're all here, because we ain't all there.
    Posts
    15,076

    4th Wedding

    A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.












    "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"



















    The bride-to-be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."



















    "Please don't take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life, if you get my meaning."



















    "WELL!," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness,












    "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.



















    You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.



















    My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."



















    "What about your third husband?"



















    "That one was a Liberal said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.
    I'm not Spartacus


    It'll come back.


    Professional Mangler of Grammar

    Guns don't kill people--Static Ropes Do!!

    Who Is John Galt?

  2. # ADS
    Circuit advertisement
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Advertising world
    Posts
    Many
     

Similar Threads

  1. Wedding luncheon?
    By Shan in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 08-14-2010, 10:44 PM
  2. Best Wedding Invite. Ever.
    By accadacca in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 06-15-2009, 11:25 AM
  3. Best First Wedding Dance
    By Felicia in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 11-13-2008, 08:20 AM
  4. Wedding Invitation
    By Iceaxe in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 10-27-2007, 10:21 AM

Visitors found this page by searching for:

Outdoor Forum

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •