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    Satan was mowing his lawn

    Satan was mowing his lawn one day and accidentally ran into the Pearly Gates and damaged them. St Peter was incensed and said to Satan ” I’m going to sue your a** off for the damage!” to which Satan replied “Oh yeah? Just how are you going to do that when I have all the lawyers?
    Utah is a very special and unique place. There is no where else like it on earth. Please take care of it and keep the remaining wild areas in pristine condition. The world will be a better place if you do.

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