Currently Seeking Employment

[Sombeech]

Minimum Dress Code preferred



And if you can help his friend out too, that would be swell.

[DiscGo]

It is actually kind of horribly awesome to see his teeth/jaw through his cheek like that, but I have no idea what would tempt someone to do that.

[BruteForce]

It is actually kind of horribly awesome to see his teeth/jaw through his cheek like that, but I have no idea what would tempt someone to do that.

Desperately seeking attention..

[Bo_Beck]

Must make a hell of a mess when he's eatin' and drinkin' :-0

[JONBOYLEMON]

They look soo happy!

Can you imagine these people having kids, and then growing old, and being grandparents some day. Grandparents slobber enough as it is. This guy is gonna be a pool of fluids on a recliner!!!!!

My gosh, that is just aweful!

[Sombeech]

Walk up to one of them, throw a padlock through one of those loops, and run like hell

[Scott P]

Dumb question perhaps, but doesn't food come out of that guy's cheek when he tries to eat? Also, would drool come out on a regular basis? It definitively would while sleeping and probably for much of the day as well.. Kind of gross when you think about it.

[Sombeech]

Dentists prefer this easy access.

Imagine the constant bad breath you'd have though, you couldn't conceal it.

[Glenn]

Dumb question perhaps, but doesn't food come out of that guy's cheek when he tries to eat? Also, would drool come out on a regular basis? It definitively would while sleeping and probably for much of the day as well.. Kind of gross when you think about it.

They make solid plugs (tunnels) for eating. Some glass-filled so your friends can enjoy watching you masticate. Yum.

[DiscGo]

Would he sleep with the plug in? Imagine how much more easily a spider might go in his mouth than a normal person while he slept.

Plus what happens when it is a dusty road, or you are spraying sun tan screen on your face, or any other scenario in which someone would want to keep their mouth closed to keep a bad taste out, or for safety.

As I think about it, I guess I am projecting normal every day things that normal people would do on this guy, and I'm guessing once you have done something like you, you have decided not to live a normal life anymore ???

[oldno7]

You guys are soo narrow minded...

I'm willing to offer him a job @ .35 hr to sharpen carpenter pencils with his teeth.

[oldno7]

of course it would be part time to start--1 hr a month should be about right.

[Scott P]

I'm guessing once you have done something like you, you have decided not to live a normal life anymore ???

I don't know, but I've heard people with a lot of body piercing et al say "Don't judge me for how I look" or something similar. If you don't want anyone to judge you by how you look or don't want attention to the way you look, then why do it?