Kegs Vs Dry Bags

[spinesnaper]

Actually, if you spread the contents of that bean burrito onto some toilet paper on the seat inside the car...well...that was enough for an OCD travel companion of mine to drive a rental car many miles back to the rental place and trade the car in for a new one. "But, Bob, its not poop! Its a bean burrito." Didn't help. Wouldn't listen. Cost us a couple of hours. New car smell and all.

I like it but does this mean that in addition to being worried that my car might be broken into, I need to worry that my plan won't work if my robber is not OCD. Just a question, in the State of Utah, if I cause my robber to suffer emotional distress from scatologic hysteria, could I be held financially liable under Palsgraf v. Long Island Railroad (risked to be perceived defines the duty to be obeyed)?