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    Farmers

    When you're from the country, your perspective is a little bit different:


    A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door.

    A boy, about 9, opened the door.

    "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.
    "No, they went to Canterbury" said the boy.
    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer.
    "No, he went with Mum and Dad" the boy answered.

    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

    "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message" said the boy.

    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

    The boy thought for a moment...

    "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges

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