Golf

[Rob L]

Three women were golfing on the fourth green, when suddenly a man runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head.

As he passes the first woman, she looks down and says, "it's not my husband."

As he passes the second woman, she looks down and says, "he's not my husband either."

He then passes the third woman and she looks down and says, "He's not even a member of this golf club."