Some canyoneering humor

[mcweyen]

[Slot Machine]

Looks cool.
What is the name of that canyon?Could you tell me where it is located?
Show-don't tell doesnt work for me.

Oh!

Nooooo!!!!!!!!!

Again, my default questions backfire!

[TommyBoy]

Looks more like a cave than a canyon to me, but still fun either way.

[canyoncaver]

That is definitely a cave. When is the last time you saw someone canyoneering in a cave suit, with a ceiling burner?

Funny though.

[Brian in SLC]

"Have you seen my car keys?"

Bad old joke.

OBGYN...there's a lot of openings in that field, but, you got to go into the hole to make a living...

(Really sorry, its my favorite joke)

[rockgremlin]

Not funny. Canyoneering is serious business. There shouldn't be any room for jokes and nonsense. We should only be debating about which knot is best, or what is the best way to build a deadman, or when it's appropriate to pull a rockbolt, or why Kelsey and/or Iceaxe is such a blight on canyoneering high society, etc, etc, etc....

[Deathcricket]

My Safety is DeathCricket's Responsibility. .

One handed belay, while eating a sandwich! That's how we roll in the Z-crew. Holy crap i need to do some situps or something. Happy married life kicking my abs ass.

[Iceaxe]

Happy married life kicking my abs ass.

I just told my hot young stripper wife to think of my abs as the gas tank to a love machine....

Tap'n on my Galaxy G3

[Iceaxe]

Some of you may have seen this, but if we are to have a canyoneering humor thread this needs to be part of it... Thanks to Kris Nosack for the video and for allowing me to host it on the Climb-Utah YouTube Channel....

[Iceaxe]

And one more oldie but goodie....

[Sombeech]

[mzamp]

Here's all you need for that 6-pack...say yes to carbs