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03-01-2013, 07:14 AM #1
Media Bias
A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington,DC when he sees a little
girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the
collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under
the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on
the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the
biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A
reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do
you have?'
The biker replies, I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the Washington Post to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
...and THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these
days...."My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5
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03-01-2013 07:14 AM # ADS
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03-01-2013, 07:36 AM #2
Haha
Tap'n on my Galaxy G3
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