First Date Conversation

[Rob L]

First Date Conversation

Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes


Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 six packs


Lady: How much per six pack
Man: about $10.00


Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years


Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct


Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct


Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: So, where's your f@cking Ferrari?

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