Marriage

[Rob L]

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, a few months after the honeymoon, he was in the garage carefully loading some rifle ammo for an upcoming deer hunt.

His wife stood there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally spoke.
"Honey, I've been thinking: now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, flying and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane."

Tim stopped the loading process. He got a very cross look on his face. His jaw tightened visibly. Dead silence descended upon the garage.

She asked, squirming a bit, "Darling, what's wrong?"

Tim breathed in, and then breathed out.
"For a minute there, sweetheart, you sounded like my ex-wife.

[Dman]

I love that one!

[Iceaxe]