Nuther Little Johnny

[oldno7]

The Stuttering Cat
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

little Johnny raises his hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', he
volunteered.

The teacher, knowing little Johnny and how some of his stories could turn out
asked the him to describe the incident.

'Well', Little Johnny began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said Little Johnny 'My kitty raised his back, went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'F*ck', the Rottweiler
ate him!'

[Dman]

Ha!