What Happens in Vegas...

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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but the cabbie refused to give him a ride.

The cabbie said, "If you don

[Iceaxe]

Q: Two potatoes are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute?
A: The one that says IDAHO!


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A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

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Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.

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Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent.... Wedding cake.

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Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?
( "I don’t know what?" )
You don’t know? soooo...you wanna do lunch tomorrow?

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Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.