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    Police recruitment day

    It's recruitment day for the local police force, and Johnny is called into the interview room. Before he can fill in any personal information, the recruitment officer pushes a handgun over the table and says:

    "Johnny, I want you to go outside, shoot six drug dealers, shoot six illegal immigrants, and shoot six Islamist extremists, and then shoot a rabbit."

    "Why do you want me to shoot a rabbit?", asks Johnny with a worried look on his face.

    "Johnny, I like your attitude. You're accepted. Welcome to the police force."


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    I lol'd pretty hard at this one ha ha ha
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