Screwed

[oldno7]

Having already downed a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on . . . It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."


His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,


"No kidding... I'm in Congress too" ...... What state do you represent?