My Newer/Favoriter canyon in Zion

[oldno7]

Well, I didn't think this trip would be possible and by that, I'm talking about when Tom stated I don't "play well with others". I figured the word was out and the list of potential partners had finally dwindled to zero....

And then----

Double A calls.

AA-- Kurt--double A, what you up to?

Kurt--Aw, AA, I'm just placing an add on ksl for all my canyoneering gear. I guess you heard, I don't play well with others.

AA--yea,yea, saw that but I think I have a plan.

Kurt--well thanks AA but I think I have no chance, the "emperor" has spoken.

AA-I understand that but I have some friends coming from Colorado.

Kurt--hmmm, have they heard of me?

AA--not really

Kurt--Do they visit bogley?

AA--they have a little, they thought the guy in the red boat was way smarter than the ratagonia guy

Kurt--ahhh, so they are "real" canyoneers and could see the clear distintion?

AA--yea, your in, man.

Kurt--are they up for Zion explorations?

AA--they said that sounded interesting but they weren't aware of anything un-explored in Zion.

Kurt--did you mention the "2 canyon's"?

AA--yes and they are on board.

Kurt--you did mention the "policy"

AA--covered

Kurt--So their good with "show don't tell"?

AA--yes, good with SDT, The gal coming likes to take pictures.

Kurt--WHAT??? Does she understand there revealing nature???

AA--covered, it's in the "contract"

Kurt--oh--yea, forgot about section 4, lines 9-27.

There were some other things said and I may not have exactly repeated the conversation but it didn't matter, I had a nuther chance.
Sorry I can't reveal anything online about the wherabouts of this first canyon, we didn't see anyone in front of us, so I'm fairly confident this was a first descent!!!
The pictures kinda suck, it must have been my nerves, going through the un-explored but anyway--here they are.

I'd appreciate not getting the usual batch of pm's asking about this exploration, it must stay SDT, I hope all will respect that.....

This is definitely my "Newest/Favoritest yet!!

[Pelon1]

That is some funny shit, and a nice looking canyon...

[ratagonia]

Sorry you're all butthurt, Kurty...

But please. WE use the Utah spelling, and Emporor is ALWAYS capitalized.

Thanks.

Tom

[accadacca]

Nice fotos

[dbaxter]

Thanks for sharing! Very nice fotos

[Brian in SLC]

Dang it...come on, that's supposed to be SECRET!



Hilarious!

[ghawk]

Amazing canyon

[Deathcricket]

I really wish you hadn't released beta for this, now every friggin newb is going to do this canyon and I bet they won't even wear helmets. No one is going to listen to me, so now I'm stuck watching gay porn and posting random articles about women's vagina rules or something. Oh and of course taking potshots at the more competent people on this forum.

[tylerhirshfeld]

So what is this, you go exploring canyons, placing bolts on your way through? There is no ethics with you people. Learn how to build NATURAL ANCHORS!

[Jaxx]

Not only did you place bolts but rusty ones

[oldno7]

Alright you 2---metals are natural!!!! They come from the earth!!!

Pre-rusting them is just a courtesy us explorist types do.....

[Iceaxe]

[Branin]