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05-09-2012, 07:36 AM #1Bogley BigShot
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Simple Truths
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying
"congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.
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05-09-2012 07:36 AM # ADS
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05-31-2012, 09:20 PM #2
SIMPLE TRUTH 3
When a relative asks for money, if you refuse, you're a jerk.
If you give it to them, you're an idiot.
Moral of the story: The benefit of the doubt is expensive.
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