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    I know of some Super Amazing Slots



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    Will you share any info on these super amazing slots, or do I have to know the secret handshake first?


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    Bro, you gotta lot of free time for internet Casino investigation? Perhaps you should be out doing Casinos and building relationships instead of broad-banding Casinos that others toil and sweat helped pioneer. I don't know anything about these slots but there's probably a decent reason why they haven't been put out there. Moreover, you seem to be wanting to burn your bridges before their even built.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott P View Post


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    this isn't funny at all. these slots are super dangerous, and have and will kill. but for $77.77 i can offer some practical tips for helping to minimize the risk involved for anyone who feels compelled to seek them out. cash only, please.
































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    I have some beta to share:

    There is a long road to get to these slots. Don't walk, drive a car.
    Bring your "A" game, choose the 50 playline option to maximize your winnings.
    Don't worry about keeping these slots in pristine condition. Vomit on them if you like, no big deal.

    You're welcome.

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    I have nothing to add. Best thread eva!
    Your safety is not my responsibility.

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    The people who have used these slots take people to them under a "Show, don't Tell" agreement. Thus, posting them on the Interwebs with enough information to figure out where they are is breaking a solemn agreement. When people break agreements with me, I am usually both disappointed, and a little outraged. Just because some grandmother saw them while walking to the all-you-can-eat buffet doesn't make them fair game.

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    This Google Earth Image caught my eye. I am thinking that there are some pretty good slots here. Can any one help me out with some names from top to bottom? I am not a total noob. I know the nickel slots are a bad deal.
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    I find I have better luck with craps. But you know its not very LNT

    Phillip

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    Unfortunately I had to give a portion of my life away reading another thread to get the full gist of this one... I guess I played the 50 line and still lost, any way I can get that portion of my life back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by restrac2000 View Post
    I find I have better luck with craps. But you know its not very LNT

    Phillip
    Please do not crap near these slots. If you must, pack it out. Think Restop II.

    Please do not place cocktail glasses near these slots. I fear that before we know it, these slots will be a cocktail-glass garden. Please use clean gamblineering ethics. The guy at gamblineeringusa dot com sells a cocktail-glass trap. Use one.

    If you must know more, please look for the slots in Quelsie's Book that require bringing a 0.4785 kilogram bag of quarters.

    Have fun. Be safe. Good luck; you'll need it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe View Post
    The people who have used these slots take people to them under a "Show, don't Tell" agreement. Thus, posting them on the Interwebs with enough information to figure out where they are is breaking a solemn agreement. When people break agreements with me, I am usually both disappointed, and a little outraged. Just because some grandmother saw them while walking to the all-you-can-eat buffet doesn't make them fair game.

    Seriously, what are you talking about? Are you saying because some grandma saw them or some all-you-can-eat buffeter walked past them, they are fair game for any 'Wendover' beginner with google maps? This outlook has and will get someone killed or injured. Don't diminish the work of others for your own reasons!

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    I have found that the potshot is perfect for quarters.

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    We are avoiding the obvious... What are the names of these slots?

    From Right to Left, I can pick out:
    1. Triple Diamond
    2. Double Red White and Blue
    3. Triple Cherry
    4. ???
    5. ???
    6. ???
    7. ???
    Any good beta on these?

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    Looks like a two-stage rappel from a deadman. Definitely some keeper holes.

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    This is the most helpful thread ever. I have been truly touched by the eloquent approach you have bestowed upon the internet. I have decided to become a member of the Circle of Slots and I'm already feeling more sophisticated. Its sheer brilliance will surely enhance my animalistic attraction to 50-something y/o men that insist upon calling themselves the A-team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    This is the most helpful thread ever. I have been truly touched by the eloquent approach you have bestowed upon the internet. I have decided to become a member of the Circle of Slots and I'm already feeling more sophisticated. Its sheer brilliance will surely enhance my animalistic attraction to 50-something y/o men that insist upon calling themselves the A-team.
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