Splinters

[StudChild]

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger,
a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a
piece of timberland near Colville, WA ..

There was a large tree on one of the highest points
in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural
splendor of her land so she started to climb the big
tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted
owl that promptly attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree
to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see
a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist,
a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came
to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience
and then told her to go wait in the examining room
and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor
reappeared. The angry woman demanded,
"What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits
from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I
could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area"
so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due
to Obama-Care they turned you down!"

[BLUEberryBOB]

That's clever!