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  1. 07-31-2011, 09:54 AM #1
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    Cannibal Restaurant

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
    operated by a fellow cannibal.
    Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

    +Tourist: $5.00

    +Broiled Missionary: $10.00

    +Fried Explorer: $15.00

    +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
    "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
    They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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  3. 07-31-2011, 04:48 PM #2
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    I was thinking it took several to make a meal, that why they are so expensive
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    Good one, Oldno7.

    Another:

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

    Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu. What do old people taste like, he inquired? "Depends", answered the waiter.
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