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    A lotta Bull

    A man and his wife went to the Calgary Stampede agricultural show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went uo to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This Bull Mated 50 Times Last Year." The wife playfully nudged him and said, "He mated 50 times last year. That's almost once a week."
    They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This Bull Mated 150 Times Last Year." The wife gave him a healthy jab and said, "WOW---That's more than twice a week!.......You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had a sign that said, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR." His wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke his ribs. She said, "That's once a day...You could REALLY learn something from this one." He looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow."

    His condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.

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