Wrinkled Nightgown

[oldno7]

A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man
bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the
nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the
house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they
could've at least ironed it!"

[BLUEberryBOB]

That's pretty rotten.

[denaliguide]

and that's how the fight started.