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    You must be single

    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk
    A carton of eggs
    A quart of orange juice
    A head of lettuce
    A 2 lb. Can of coffee
    A 1 lb. Package of bacon

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..

    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , "Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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    But if I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.

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    Your safety is not my responsibility.

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    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe View Post
    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk
    A carton of eggs
    A quart of orange juice
    A head of lettuce
    A 2 lb. Can of coffee
    A 1 lb. Package of bacon

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..

    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , "Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."


    Oh my Goodness...

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    Make relationship

    What a great idea sir ji?

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    That's mean.

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