My Epic Meat Birthday Cake

[Deathcricket]

As far as I know this is the 1st of it's kind..

My wonderful wife made me a cake of meat instead of sweets. Starting at the bottom we have Glorious Ham, Pastrami, Pepper Jack Cheese, More Glorious Ham, Smoked Turkey Sausage, Smoked Cheddar Cheese, More Glorious Ham, Maple Breakfast Sausage, Havarti, More Glorious Ham, Muenster Cheese, Candied Bacon, topped with Sausage Birthday Candles....

Breakfast of Champions! I think I'll be stuffed for the next week.

Sorry about the fisheye lens/quality of pics, the batteries on my indoor camera were dead so I used my GoPro. Wasn't ready for a surprise of this magnitude and caught unprepared.




And there was soo much leftover we shared it with the dog :P

[fourtycal]

That is the greatest cake I have ever seen.

[denaliguide]

shared it with the dog? damn, that would have been sandwiches for a week for me. let the dog eat kibbles.

oh wait, i see her motive. give you a heart attack and she gets the dog.

[Bad Karma]

the title of this thread is misleading.....although that heart attack on a plate looks good.

[greyhair biker]

[Deathcricket]

shared it with the dog? damn, that would have been sandwiches for a week for me. let the dog eat kibbles.

oh wait, i see her motive. give you a heart attack and she gets the dog.

That's kinda the reason we fed it to the dog. It's same reason my wife doesn't keep chocolate in the house. Pretty much would have ate it for every meal and friggin died after 3 days. It was sooo good there would be no resistance and it would occupy my thoughts constantly.

[Deathcricket]

the title of this thread is misleading.....although that heart attack on a plate looks good.

I'm a huge fan of Epic Mealtime. They do stuff like this every week. And it's where my wife got the idea. If you haven't seen them, I highly recommend their channel. They do some amazing stuff with bacon

http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime

[accadacca]

FTW!

[JP]

Nice Poor vegans who read this thread

[DiscGo]

Awesome! I love your wife!

One thing though, tell you didn't use that fork again before washing it after the dog ate out of it.

[Deathcricket]

Hahaha! Yeah we washed all dishes after we were done with them :)

[Richard Johnson]

That probably hung around inside you for a couple of weeks hahaha

[oldno7]

So good to see the Parowan Lifestyle is being passed on..............

[oldno7]

PS--Would you be in the market for a boat like mine?

I got this on a 2 for one sale.

[Deathcricket]

So good to see the Parowan Lifestyle is being passed on..............

That's funny she is from Parowan...