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    The Seven Different Kinds of Sex

    Results of a recent research shows that there are
    7 kinds of sex.

    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
    * This kind of sex happens when you first meet
    Someone and you both have sex until you are
    Blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
    * This is when you have been with your partner
    For a short time and you are so needy you will
    Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
    * This is when you have been with your partner
    For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
    You usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
    * This is when you have been with your partner
    For too long. When you pass each other in the
    Hallway you both say 'screw you.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
    * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
    In the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
    * This is when you cannot stand your wife any
    More. She takes you to court and screws you
    In front of everyone.

    And; Last, but not least,
    The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
    * You get a little each month.
    But not enough to enjoy your self.

    PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
    WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
    I have enough problems of my own...

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    #8 dog sex. thats where you sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
    But if I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by denaliguide View Post
    #8 dog sex. thats where you sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
    IF she isn't happy no ones happy. If she isn't happy long enough you'll unhappy with half your stuff.
    http://childbikingutah.blogspot.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by denaliguide View Post
    #8 dog sex. thats where you sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.


    #9 20/20 vision sex. When you "see the light" and trade in the 40 year old wife for 2 - 20 year olds.
    Your safety is not my responsibility.

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    But not all women over 40 look bad and a women hits her sexual prime about that time. That's just when sex starts getting good.

    ... with the right man of course!

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