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12-09-2010, 07:42 PM #1
Girls Night Out
Why females should avoid Girls night out after they are married...
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls..' I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well,
the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started
doing it's thing and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband
would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed . . . 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos which
equals MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him '
MIDNIGHT' .. . . he didn't seem upset in the least. Whew, I got away
with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said,
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.'
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee
table and farted.'Some people "go" through life and other people "grow" through life. -Robert Holden
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12-09-2010 07:42 PM # ADS
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12-11-2010, 12:37 PM #2IF she isn't happy no ones happy. If she isn't happy long enough you'll unhappy with half your stuff.
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