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09-15-2010, 07:21 PM #1
Con Letter
CON LETTER
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to plant
a tomato garden, but it was difficult work, and his only son,
Vincent, who used to help him, was in Prison. The old man described
the predicament in a letter to his son.
Dear Vincent,
I'm feeling bad. it looks like i won't be able to put in my
tomatoes this year. I'm just too old to be digging up a
garden. i wish you were here to dig it for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Sorry I'm not there to help, but whatever you do, don't
dig up that garden. That's where i buried the BODIES.
Love, Vincent.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized
to the old man and left. That same day the old man
received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. that's the best
I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vincent.
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09-15-2010 07:21 PM # ADS
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09-15-2010, 07:50 PM #2
That is clever.
"My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5
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09-16-2010, 07:57 AM #3
Now that is funny.
"I'm a firm believer that if you play for more than you can afford to lose, you will learn the game." Winston Churchill
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09-16-2010, 03:07 PM #4
ah, a son's love for his father. how touching.
But if I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.
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