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    What crazy thing have you come across while riding

    (sex in the woods) Tuesday was such a nice day that I cut class and went on a ride up Green Canyon in Logan. It was about 2 in the after noon when I started up the single track. Time I had made it to the top of the first single track there was a Tahoe parked by the gate. I stop under a tree there to take a breather. When I started to here a women screaming and not for help. I started up the short steep single track that takes you around the gate as I got to the top of the little hill she stop scream. As I kept ridding I saw them under a pine tree behind these very thin bushes, he was on top of her with his pants down underwear pulled up and she had no top on but was trying to cover her self with a sweatshirt, they were both trying to hide, but there was nowhere to hid. I was only about five feet from them, and I tried to act like I did not see them but you would have to be blind and deaf not to see them. That was a first for me, I don't want to see it again.
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    pics or it didn't happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech View Post
    pics or it didn't happen


    was she hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by trackrunner View Post


    was she hot
    No they were not. And heck to the no on pics, my phone was in my bag and after see them I did not want to see them again. There was a jogger that came up behind me and we both started to laugh after we passed them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StudChild View Post
    No they were not
    ugly people having sex outdoors

    these people are destroying the outdoors more than oil companies, off roaders, and environmentalist put together.

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    I ran into two bogley members on a bike trail in the St. George area. Pure coincidence !

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    Way back in about '99 headed south out of Waterfall canyon I ran across a naked hiker! Unfortunately, it was a dude wearing nothing but a day pack so even if I had been carrying a camera I probably wouldn't have snapped any proof for you. It was middle of the day 95+ degree weather and apparently he wanted no panty lines on his man-tan. Strangest encounter by far.

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    biking the pipeline in mill creek canyon there was fat ugly naked couple hiking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mxerhale View Post
    Way back in about '99 headed south out of Waterfall canyon I ran across a naked hiker! Unfortunately, it was a dude wearing nothing but a day pack so even if I had been carrying a camera I probably wouldn't have snapped any proof for you. It was middle of the day 95+ degree weather and apparently he wanted no panty lines on his man-tan. Strangest encounter by far.
    ugh, hopefully it was high above the bridge on the shoreline trail

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    Uuuhhh no, he was actually way southwest of the bridge walking through the buck brush headed straight west when I saw him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by REDFOX View Post
    I ran into two bogley members on a bike trail in the St. George area. Pure coincidence !

    That was very random. When you first came up I did not even have a clue I knew you. When you started talking to me like you knew me it freaked me out. And then it all clicked. Now there is a greater chance you will run into me on the trail in St. George. I plan on biking those trails on a regular basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by REDFOX View Post
    I ran into two bogley members on a bike trail in the St. George area. Pure coincidence !
    And you owe me $2 for the lambskin condoms, those are expensive!

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    Next time that I am in St. George, I will call both of you to go ride some trails. In a few days, I won't need condoms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathcricket View Post
    And you owe me $2 for the lambskin condoms, those are expensive!
    By the way how does Jake's hairy butt look from the bushes?

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    I was going up Mueller Park one morning and I turned the corner and there was an older women squatting in the middle of the trail. I stopped and backed up. I was more embarrassed than she was. To make matters worse, I had to ride through her puddle as it took up the entire trail - why couldn't she have found a bush someplace?

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    I have ran into a bunch of bikers passin the pipe around at mueller on elephant rock, pretty funny they all kind of tried to hide it untill I said dont worry I am not gonna rat ya out!

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