Sitting next to a jerk on an airplane?

[Sombeech]

Follow these steps:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Open your laptop very slowly.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and
then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site
(http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

[offpiste]

[DiscGo]

That is hilarious!

[moab mark]

Follow these steps:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Open your laptop very slowly.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and
then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site
(http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

What are the odds that I would be sitting on a Southwest plane headed to Florida when I opened this? Hilarious

[Ih8grvty]

Normally I try to just let one go then explain if they keep their mouth shut I will keep my o-ring closed. I think I like this better.

[Iceaxe]

Since we are talking about jerks on airplanes......

I've never really understood the airline's theory about selling alcohol on a plane. I mean, the stewardesses come by once in a blue moon and by the time they get to you, they are either out of beer or down to Heineken Light or some other brand that no one drinks.

If I owned an airline, and knew I had this captive audience that couldn't buy from anybody but me, I'd have stewardesses like those friggin hot dog vendors at a baseball game. I'd sell so much beer on a flight that they would have to have a detox room at the airport.

And a word of advise for those who fly.... don't grab one of the hot stewardesses and try to force her into the bathroom to join the mile high club with you.... they don't like that very much....

You also now have to go to the bathroom to smoke.

[abirken]

I sat next to a lady one time that would not stop picking out her ear wax with a bobby pin and she would flick it into the aisle. Then she had this weird coughing tick where she would cough every few seconds. That was the longest three hours! I was in the middle seat, she in the aisle. NEVER again.

[greyhair biker]

Allah be praised - ;-0